Special Alert Next Saturday Show Your Pride

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    Special Alert Next Saturday Show Your Pride

    IT'S THAT TIME AGAIN!

    WALK NAKED IN AMERICA DAY 2011

    Don't forget to mark your calendars. As you may already know, it is a sin for a Muslim male to see any woman other than his wife naked and if he does, he must commit suicide. So next Saturday at 1 PM Eastern Time, all American women are asked to walk out of their house completely naked to help weed out any neighborhood terrorists.

    Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this anti-terrorist effort. All patriotic men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their houses to demonstrate their support for the women and to prove that they are not Muslim terrorist sympathizers. Since Islam also does not approve of alcohol, a cold 6-pack at your side is further proof of your patriotism. The American government appreciates your efforts to root out terrorists and applauds your participation in this anti-terrorist activity.

    God Bless America!

    P.S.: If you don't send this to at least 1 person, you're a terrorist-sympathizing, lily-livered coward and are possibly aiding and abetting terrorists.
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    O.K., I'm in......but but with the ladies in our 'hood, it's going to get scary, I'm just warning ya'.
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    Oh man... If that were to happen in my neighborhood...
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    Quote Originally Posted by WHEC724 View Post
    Oh man... If that were to happen in my neighborhood...
    You in Murphy Village?
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    Are you just trying to get a look at the bazooms?

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    Quote Originally Posted by deadguy View Post
    You in Murphy Village?
    You are so wrong.

    Your PM message box is full, btw.
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    I an certainly not a muslum, but there are some women that if I saw them naked I would commit suicide! And I'm not just talking about Hillary.
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    Too bad I live on the highway, participation will be pretty low.
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    Quote Originally Posted by WHEC724 View Post
    Oh man... If that were to happen in my neighborhood...
    We had a Muslim kid about 7 years old get lost, when we asked him what his mother looked like he replied, "How should I know."
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