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New Treatment For Sunburn -
A guy vacationing in Hawaii fell asleep on the beach for several hours and got a horrible sunburn, specifically to his upper legs. He went to the hospital, and was promptly admitted after being diagnosed with second-degree burns.
With his skin already starting to blister, and the severe pain he was in, the doctor prescribed continuous intravenous feeding with saline, electrolytes, a sedative, and a Viagra pill every four hours.
The nurse, who was rather astounded, asked, 'What good will Viagra do for him, Doctor’?
The doctor replied, 'It won't do anything for his condition, but it’ll keep the sheets off his legs.'
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Well, that makes sense!
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I remember my lily white legs getting burnt back in the late 70's,fell asleep on the beach after working a midnight shift,I had serious blisters etc.and had to rub burn creme on my legs,then pull on a pair of long john bottoms to keep my work pants from rubbing on my legs,once they healed up after almost a month they never saw the sun again for about 10 years,
This was way before viagra,I coulda used some to keep me from rolling over on my stomache
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