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    You know you're a tool-bag when...

    ...a company offers to pay YOU money not to wear their clothes. Way to go Mike Sorrentino

    Abercrombie & Fitch pays Jersey Shore

    Yeah. Hilarious.

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    I wish Dan Wesson or Les Baer would give me one of their 1911's and tell me I could never open carry it!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sevrenth View Post
    ...a company offers to pay YOU money not to wear their clothes. Way to go Mike Sorrentino

    Abercrombie & Fitch pays Jersey Shore

    Yeah. Hilarious.

    Seen this earlier on the local news and just about fell over in disbelief. And I thought Ambercrombie & Fitch Were Bad.
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    Abercrombie & Hitler can go pee up a rope...
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    Never saw the show. Wouldn't know who this DB was if I ran him over with my car...
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    An insult to tool bags everywhere!

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    I wouldn't watch that show or any other asinine reality TV shows that have a buncha dipsticks living under one roof ansd all the BS drama.If my life ever gets so boring I decide I need to watch that kinda dung I will go down the animal shelter and beg them to euthanise me
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    No duk... Don't get euthanized. Just go and offer to play with the dogs for an hour a day if you are tempted to watch that drivel. No need to end your life over Jersey Shore.

    And yeah, I've never seen it, don't buy A&F clothes and don't care about all the hubbub. Too busy watching DIY network to waste my time watching Jersey Shore.
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    Quote Originally Posted by jmtgsx View Post
    An insult to tool bags everywhere!
    Really! A tool bag is useful.

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    LOL. 'Definately the wrong crowd to be discussing programming on an mtv channel.

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    I'm 50 and haven't watched MTv in 20 years. But I was the target audience when it first debuted. Back when they only played music videos.

    I can still remember 4 of the 5 original MTv V-Jay's. Anyone remember the 5th one?

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    Goodman! I couldn't think of him for the life of me. Thanks.
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    Never saw the show. Wouldn't know who this DB was if I ran him over with my car...
    He's the tool in that miracle whip commercial with the plastic looking hair. He's getting a suit tailored.

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