New definition of SOS

New definition of SOS

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    New definition of SOS

    A C-130 was lumbering along when a cocky F-16 flashed by.

    The jet jockey decided to show off.

    The fighter jock told the C-130 pilot, 'watch this!' and promptly went into a barrel roll followed by a steep climb..

    He then finished with a sonic boom as he broke the sound barrier.The F-16 pilot asked the C-130 pilot what he thought of that?

    The C-130 pilot said, 'That was impressive, but watch this!'

    The C-130 droned along for about 5 minutes and then the C-130 pilot came back on and said:'What did you think of that?'

    Puzzled, the F-16 pilot asked, 'What the heck did you do?'

    The C-130 pilot chuckled. 'I stood up, stretched my legs, walked to the back, used the restroom, then got a cup of coffee and a cinnamon roll.'

    When you are young & foolish - speed & flash may seem a good thing.

    When you get older & smarter, you realize - comfortable & dull is not such a bad thing!

    Us older folks understand this; it's called S.O.S.

    Slower, Older and Smarter
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    Ah I love it, heavies for the win.
    I know not what this "overkill" means.

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    Kind of like the young bull and the old bull on the top of the hill, eh?
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    New definition of SOS
    I like it but to me SOS will forever remain a great breakfast served up courtesy of the US Army.
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    Heard a similar version long ago that involved a B-52 and an F-4.

    B-52 pilot’s answer was “I just shut down two engines can you”.
    When you have to shoot, shoot. Don't talk.
    "Don't forget, incoming fire has the right of way."

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    I like it! And cannot relate more and more.
    Ignorance is a long way from stupid, but left unchecked, can get there real fast.

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    Quiet and boring is good...excitement usually means trouble in some way or another.

    Thats OF (old fart) logic.
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