One of my favorite cop jokes

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  1. August 6th, 2006 05:24 PM #1
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    One of my favorite cop jokes

    A fellow bought a new Ferrari and was out on the interstate for a nice evening drive. The top was down, the breeze was blowing through what was left of his hair and he decided to open her up. As the needle jumped up to 80mph, suddenly he saw flashing red and blue lights behind him.

    "There's no way they can catch me in a Ferrari," he thought to himself and opened her up further. The needle hit 90, 100, 120 ... Then the reality of the situation hit him. "What am I doing?" he thought and pulled over.

    The cop came up to him, took his license without a word and examined the car. "It's been a long day, this is the end of my shift and you're the twenty fifth guy I've stopped since lunch. I don't feel like more paperwork, so if you can give me an excuse for your driving that I haven't heard before, you can go."

    The guy thinks for a second and says, "Last week my wife ran off with a cop, and I was afraid you might be trying to give her back."

    The officer replied, "Have a nice weekend."
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  3. August 6th, 2006 05:26 PM #2
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  4. August 6th, 2006 05:30 PM #3
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    Love it! Won't show to my wife...
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  5. August 6th, 2006 05:31 PM #4
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  6. August 6th, 2006 05:39 PM #5
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  7. August 6th, 2006 07:34 PM #6
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  8. August 6th, 2006 08:31 PM #7
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    seen it before but it is still a side splitter.
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  9. August 6th, 2006 08:49 PM #8
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    Pretty funny!


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  10. August 7th, 2006 01:40 AM #9
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    That's a good one!
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  11. August 7th, 2006 11:10 AM #10
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  12. August 7th, 2006 11:28 AM #11
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    Heard before, and I still like it.
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