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    BREAKING NEWS...The USGS....epicenter...

    BREAKING NEWS!!!!!!!! The USGS has determined that the epicenter of the earthquake was in a cemetery just outside of DC. The cause appears to be all of our founding fathers rolling over in their graves...
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    I heard that they found that the cause was a new fault line that was previously not known. It runs directly under the White House and they are calling it the "Bush's Fault".
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    That's probably why it also cracked the Washington Monument.

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    Maxine Waters is running around trying to figure out how the Tea Party people caused it.
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    I am sure Hank Johnson thought it was because too many people were standing on one side of the monument.

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    "I cannot undertake to lay my finger on that article of the Constitution, which granted a right to Congress of expending, on objects of benevolence, the money of their constituents." -1792, James Madison
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    Quote Originally Posted by tbrenke View Post
    BREAKING NEWS!!!!!!!! The USGS has determined that the epicenter of the earthquake was in a cemetery just outside of DC. The cause appears to be all of our founding fathers rolling over in their graves...
    this was proved to be incorrect. it was caused by a several trillion dollar check bouncing LOL
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