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The madam opened the brothel door to see a rather dignified,
well-dressed good looking man in his late 40s or early 50s.
"May I help you?" she asked.
"I want to see Valerie," the man replied.
"Sir, Valerie is one of our most expensive ladies. Perhaps you would
prefer someone else," said the madam.
"No. I must see Valerie," was the man's reply.
Just then, Valerie appeared and announced to the man that she
$1,000 a visit. Without hesitation, the man pulled out ten
one-hundred dollar bills, gave them to Valerie, and they went
After an hour, the man calmly left.
The next night, the same man appeared again, demanding to see
Valerie explained that none had ever come back two nights in a
row--too expensive--and there were no discounts. The price was still
$1,000. Again the man pulled out the money, gave it to Valerie and
upstairs. After an hour, he left.
The following night the man was there again. Everyone was astounded
that he had come for the third consecutive night, but he paid
Valerie and they went upstairs.
After their session, Valerie questioned the man. "No one has ever
been with me three nights in a row. Where are you from?" she asked.
The man replied, "South Carolina."
"Really" she said. "I have family in South Carolina."
"I know," the man said. "Your father died, and I am your sister's
attorney. She asked me to give you your $3,000 inheritance."
The moral of the story is that three things in life are certain:
3. Being screwed by a lawyer
Make sure you get full value out of today , Do something worthwhile, because what you do today will cost you one day off the rest of your life .
We only begin to understand folks after we stop and think .
Criminals are looking for victims, not opponents.
haha, thats great! :)
I see Redneck Repairs has been around the Great State of South Carolina.
SC CWP Instructor
NC CCH Instructor
NRA Certified Instructor
There's a guy with a plan
Chris - P95
NRA Certified Instructor & NRA Life Member.
"To own a gun and assume that you are armed
is like owning a piano and assuming that you are a musician!."
http://www.rkba-2a.com/ - a portal for 2A links, articles and some videos.
Leave it up to a lawyer.
The only thing that stops bad guys with guns is good guys with guns. SgtD
The best I've heard in awhile!
"He went on two legs, wore clothes and was a human being, but nevertheless he was in reality a wolf of the Steppes. He had learned a good deal . . . and was a fairly clever fellow. What he had not learned, however, was this: to find contentment in himself and his own life. The cause of this apparently was that at the bottom of his heart he knew all the time (or thought he knew) that he was in reality not a man, but a wolf of the Steppes."