Another lawyer joke lol

Another lawyer joke lol

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    Another lawyer joke lol

    The madam opened the brothel door to see a rather dignified,
    well-dressed good looking man in his late 40s or early 50s.

    "May I help you?" she asked.

    "I want to see Valerie," the man replied.

    "Sir, Valerie is one of our most expensive ladies. Perhaps you would
    prefer someone else," said the madam.

    "No. I must see Valerie," was the man's reply.

    Just then, Valerie appeared and announced to the man that she
    charged
    $1,000 a visit. Without hesitation, the man pulled out ten
    one-hundred dollar bills, gave them to Valerie, and they went
    upstairs.

    After an hour, the man calmly left.

    The next night, the same man appeared again, demanding to see
    Valerie.

    Valerie explained that none had ever come back two nights in a
    row--too expensive--and there were no discounts. The price was still
    $1,000. Again the man pulled out the money, gave it to Valerie and
    they went
    upstairs. After an hour, he left.

    The following night the man was there again. Everyone was astounded
    that he had come for the third consecutive night, but he paid
    Valerie and they went upstairs.

    After their session, Valerie questioned the man. "No one has ever
    been with me three nights in a row. Where are you from?" she asked.

    The man replied, "South Carolina."

    "Really" she said. "I have family in South Carolina."

    "I know," the man said. "Your father died, and I am your sister's
    attorney. She asked me to give you your $3,000 inheritance."

    The moral of the story is that three things in life are certain:

    1. Death
    2. Taxes
    3. Being screwed by a lawyer
    Make sure you get full value out of today , Do something worthwhile, because what you do today will cost you one day off the rest of your life .
    We only begin to understand folks after we stop and think .

    Criminals are looking for victims, not opponents.


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    Love it!!
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    i love it

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    haha, thats great! :)
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    I see Redneck Repairs has been around the Great State of South Carolina.
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    There's a guy with a plan
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    Leave it up to a lawyer.

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    That's funny.
    eschew obfuscation

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    The best I've heard in awhile!


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