Wedgie from girlfriend

Wedgie from girlfriend

This is a discussion on Wedgie from girlfriend within the Off Topic & Humor Discussion forums, part of the The Back Porch category; So I ran a thread inquiring about a single stack 9mm. Looking small single stack 9mm. I think I decided on the Walther PPS and ...

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    Wedgie from girlfriend

    So I ran a thread inquiring about a single stack 9mm. Looking small single stack 9mm. I think I decided on the Walther PPS and will look at it on Saturday.

    Girlfriend starts texting me:

    GF: Blah, blah, blah, so how was your day?

    Me: Good. I bought a new toy.

    GF: A wheelbarrow? (We just did a boat load of yard work removing debris from three trees and could use a wheelbarrow.)

    Me: Ya.....a 9mm wheelbarrow.

    GF: Hmmmmm. I wonder which would get more use?

    Ouch
    Last edited by ExactlyMyPoint; August 30th, 2011 at 09:15 PM. Reason: Changed wheel barrel to wheelbarrow
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    Good thing she's not your wife. Things get more complicated.

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    Only you would know the degree of sarcasm or humor in her response.
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    Funny except, it is a wheelbarrow, darn English language getting in the way of a good joke.
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    Quote Originally Posted by bbqgrill View Post
    Funny except, it is a wheelbarrow, darn English language getting in the way of a good joke.
    Fixed. Now you can enjoy it to the full extent of the joke.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ExactlyMyPoint View Post
    Fixed. Now you can enjoy it to the full extent of the joke.
    You are a beautiful person, thanks.
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    Yeah do that now while she is a girlfriend. LOL Then when your and her money are the same, you will consult about "toy" purchases. My wife has absolutely no problem with me buying guns when we have the money but would not appreciate me buying one without consultation about it in the budget first.
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    Guys, one reason why I am NOT married right now.
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    In order to avoid prolonged discussions about purchases, agree on a limit. Purchases under the limit can be made without consultation, anything over the limit has to be agreed to by both sides. The limit can be whatever fits your particular budget at the time.

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    It took me 12 years into my marriage before I figured it out, but I finally did: Whatever she buys, I'm always enthusiastic and say what a good deal it was and that I'm happy for her (even if it's a $400 comforter :-P). It's not like she's gonna take it back, and Heaven help me if she does.

    After a few years of that (she didn't trust my new attitude at first), she finally relaxed and lets me buy the dumb stuff that I want to.
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    Quote Originally Posted by highvoltage View Post
    In order to avoid prolonged discussions about purchases, agree on a limit. Purchases under the limit can be made without consultation, anything over the limit has to be agreed to by both sides. The limit can be whatever fits your particular budget at the time.
    You: but sweetie, you said I could go up to $500 on a gun purchase!

    Girlfriend: yes, but you bought five $400 guns!!!


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    Quote Originally Posted by ChrisMia View Post
    You: but sweetie, you said I could go up to $500 on a gun purchase!

    Girlfriend: yes, but you bought five $400 guns!!!


    Precisely. It's all in how you negotiate.

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