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    My Poor Wife...

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    marks the 40th year she's had to put up with me.

    This great lady has kept me on the 'straight and narrow'...I'm a lucky guy!
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    Only you and her can know just how taxing it truly was, but I suspect she's a happy camper.



    Forty years, Wow! Congratulations to the both of you.
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    Congrats to the both of you!!!
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    Congratulations...now don't forget to show her you remembered!
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    Congratulations to you, condolences to your wife.




    Seriously, a very Happy Anniversary to you both!
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    I do understand what you mean; poor her, I feel a great pity for her . I do agree, do not forget to show her you remembered … buy yourself a new gun!

    Congratulations to you both as you celebrate your 40th anniversary!
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    Quote Originally Posted by GM View Post
    .... I do agree, do not forget to show her you remembered … buy yourself a new gun!
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    That was funny, right there!

    Congratulations!
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    Congratulations. I'm right behind you, we just hit 36 years ourselves, I have to give her most of the credit. I know what you mean by "lucky guy".
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    We are not always a bed of roses either, women are tricky. Congrats to you too!

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    Sounds like she needs a new G36 of her own as a 40 year reward!!!!!

    Both of you have a great day, 40 years and heading toward 50 the golden one.
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    The woman should be put up for Sainthood. 40 years??? Wow, that IS a long time. LOL

    Kidding aside Ret, Congradulations to the both of you and have a wonderful Anniversary. Take her someplace nice, like the range with new pistol to try out!
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    Congrats...My mom and dad celebrate their 39th next July.
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    Congrats!

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    is not the 40th supost to be a .40 is stainless?

    can't wait for the 50th.
    working on 14 here.
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    Congrats! What is your secret? I hope my wife and I make it that long, September 21 she will have put up with me for just 20 years.

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