Once when playing cards (Euchre) I said to my wife to be and my future in laws. "These cards are so bad that my hand is more like a foot." Then because I had almost all clubs in my hand I said "Not just a foot, it's like a club foot.". As I was laughing at my cleverness I wondered why nobody else was laughing. Then my mother in law to be told me she actually had a club foot. I was pretty embarrassed.