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    I've read most of these at different places for pure laughabilty ..

    repeated hit from a 308 or 338 lapua are some of the best..

    Course when he says where he works that takes the cake i wont spoil it for anyone

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    REPEATED hits from a 308 or 338 (especially within the 8 inches the plate covers vitals) would certainly mean death, regardless of body armor.. am I wrong in assuming this?

    Funny post.. btw. thanks for sharing
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    "Walter Mitty, the (lost) Mall Cop Chapters."

    I couldn't get through the whole thing. On the one hand, I guess everyone is entitled to a fantasy life. OTOH, I don't think you should get to go about the real world while still in fantasy mode, especially with firearms. In other words, he's a harmless crackpot until you add in the weapons.

    It got me to thinking. Does this guy MEAN this shullbit?

    Apparently he does.

    That sort of scares me just teensy-weensy bit....

    And it's not an isolated case- there are MORE of he and his ilk....

    Worrisome, my friends, truly worrisome.

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    Holy crap, that is wild! Completely made my morning. Thanks for the hilarious post!

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    i have a headache now.....
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    Oh God.... how I was I coulda been in on that thread. That was pure gravy. haha
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    I couldn't finish reading this drivel!

    I tried, I really did......


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    Ah, the infamous mall ninja troll.
    Does this guy MEAN this shullbit?
    Nah. I think that was actually one of the better internet troll jobs I've read.

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    I remember him/them. They will continue to be (in)famous thoughout the gun board community.

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    Gecko45's a funny guy, actually knows his stuff. He posts from time to time on Armslocker... not sure where else. He was running www.mallninja.com for a while but I guess it's down.

    cheers

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    also have a Mossberg 500 with less-lethal rounds and two K-frame Smith .38s loaded with 158gr. LRN.Basically, the situation is that we get the call, we lock up the situation, put everything five by five, and cordon the area until the local authorities arrive. We’re cops, we just don’t get the glory. [

    I am a Master of three martial arts including ninjitsu, which means I can wear the special boots to climb walls. I don’t think any of you are working as hard as I am to be prepared. I asked a serious question about tactical armor and I wanted a serious response. If you want to laugh at somebody, try laughing at the sheep out there who go to the mall unarmed trusting in me to stand guiard over their lives like a God.


    in my line of work we only use the best

    Scary thing is I KNOW ONE OF THESE "NINJAs"

    He worked as a Security Guard at the East Land Center Mall...Rocky and Bud may know of this place...

    He's told me how he worked with the Secret Service on a counterfit ring bust and DEA on a drug bust.....wow that's talented for guys without guns....

    I met another kid age 20 at a gunshop who was asking his friend also 20 and trying to buy a handgun.... if it was "Scary" that he knew how to field strip an AK in the dark.......ok Mayjor Payne

    this kid then has the nerve to tell me I should buy a CZ instead of my Beretta 92FS (not my carry gun, just a novelty)

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    Ahh, the good ole Mall Ninja threads - they remind me so much of a Hunter S. Thompson screed - humor through over the top psychotic delusion. It still makes me laugh.

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