The Farmers Goat

The Farmers Goat

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    The Farmers Goat

    One day Dave and Larry were walking in the woods outside of a farming community. They came upon a large sink hole, which appeared to have no decernable bottom. Larry tossed a pebble into the hole and both men listened for an indication that it hit the bottom. Hearing none, Dave threw a baseball sized stone into the hole. There still was not any indication that it hit bottom. The two men decided to throw a large fallen tree into the hole. With great difficulty they worked the fallen tree to the edge of the hole and pushed it in. To their great suprise a large red goat ran between them and jumped into the hole. Larry said "Wow, What do you think about that?" Dave said, "I have never seen anything like that." While they were contemplating this singular occurance a local farmer approached and asked Larry and Dave if they had seen his large red goat. Dave told him that they had witnessed such a goat jumping into the sink hole. The Farmer said "That is impossible because my goat was chained to a large fallen tree."


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    ok, the suspense is killing me, what is the punchline?

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    They push in tree - then goat seen to go in -
    The Farmer said "That is impossible because my goat was chained to a large fallen tree."
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    Somebody please put this joke down into the sinkhole with that goat.

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    LOL... ok.....

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    ahem... the goat was chained to the tree they threw in. he was running to keep up with tht chain dragging him into the hole. They didn't see the chain.

    Took a second read. I think this joke's on the recipients.

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