Ugly: Man Beheads Self in Virginia
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"A man in Virginia beheaded himself Tuesday after an apparent domestic dispute with his wife. Police ...
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September 9th, 2011 09:51 AM
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Ugly: Man Beheads Self in Virginia
Man Beheads Self in Virginia - The Daily Beast
"A man in Virginia beheaded himself Tuesday after an apparent domestic dispute with his wife. Police responding to a call about the dispute noticed a burning utility trailer and a white SUV nearby. They also noticed that the driver of the SUV had tied a cable around a tree, run it through the car window, and wrapped it around his neck. When police tried to get him to exit from the vehicle, he accelerated and decapitated himself. "Nobody has ever heard of anything like this," the local sheriff said."
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September 9th, 2011 09:59 AM
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Anyone want to bet that soon one of the great legislative minds will suggest a bill requiring a waiting period for anyone buying more than 5 ft. of cable?
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September 9th, 2011 10:06 AM
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Anyone want to bet that soon one of the great legislative minds will suggest a bill requiring a waiting period for anyone buying more than 5 ft. of cable?

No, I don't think they'll do that, they'll just say we need to regulate the purchase of guns more tightly! After all, he might have used one of those evil assault pistols on himself if the cable hadn't worked.
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September 9th, 2011 10:09 AM
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You have to be inventive to do something like that. He deserves that much credit.
As for the cable, I'll be expecting to hear about that one soon.
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September 9th, 2011 10:23 AM
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He was a very creative guy, that is for sure! Hopefully he accelerated a lot in order to decapitate himself very fast.
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September 9th, 2011 10:35 AM
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September 9th, 2011 10:37 AM
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Don't know what to say about that one.
Ignorance is a long way from stupid, but left unchecked, can get there real fast.
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September 9th, 2011 10:38 AM
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I bet the officers who witnessed that will be remembering it for a VERY long time.
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September 9th, 2011 10:42 AM
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September 9th, 2011 10:50 AM
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That's one way to thin out the gene pool. :D
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September 9th, 2011 10:52 AM
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Talk about an understatement....
"Nobody has ever heard of anything like this," the local sheriff said."
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September 9th, 2011 11:09 AM
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That was sick - in the old fashioned meaning of the word. I see the connection - but who thinks this stuff up?
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September 9th, 2011 11:22 AM
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I was on duty back in 1984 when an oil field worker decided to winch a trailer across a road instead of hooking the truck up to it,2 guys coming down the road in a truck at 55 were decapitated by the cable.One you just never forget
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September 9th, 2011 11:25 AM
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Well, he was creative. Gotta give him that much. Maybe that should be a new category for the Darwin awards: Most Creative use of ...
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September 9th, 2011 11:28 AM
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I guess the CDC will have to do a study now, regarding suicides by cable.
Perhaps they could have saved this one life if cables weren't readily available to non LE or military community.
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