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    Ugly: Man Beheads Self in Virginia

    Man Beheads Self in Virginia - The Daily Beast

    "A man in Virginia beheaded himself Tuesday after an apparent domestic dispute with his wife. Police responding to a call about the dispute noticed a burning utility trailer and a white SUV nearby. They also noticed that the driver of the SUV had tied a cable around a tree, run it through the car window, and wrapped it around his neck. When police tried to get him to exit from the vehicle, he accelerated and decapitated himself. "Nobody has ever heard of anything like this," the local sheriff said."
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    Anyone want to bet that soon one of the great legislative minds will suggest a bill requiring a waiting period for anyone buying more than 5 ft. of cable?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gforty View Post
    Anyone want to bet that soon one of the great legislative minds will suggest a bill requiring a waiting period for anyone buying more than 5 ft. of cable?
    No, I don't think they'll do that, they'll just say we need to regulate the purchase of guns more tightly! After all, he might have used one of those evil assault pistols on himself if the cable hadn't worked.

    How bizarre, how bizarre. OMC
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    You have to be inventive to do something like that. He deserves that much credit.

    As for the cable, I'll be expecting to hear about that one soon.
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    He was a very creative guy, that is for sure! Hopefully he accelerated a lot in order to decapitate himself very fast.
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    Don't know what to say about that one.
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    I bet the officers who witnessed that will be remembering it for a VERY long time.

    *Shudders*

    Yikes!

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    That's one way to thin out the gene pool. :D
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    Talk about an understatement....

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    That was sick - in the old fashioned meaning of the word. I see the connection - but who thinks this stuff up?
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    I was on duty back in 1984 when an oil field worker decided to winch a trailer across a road instead of hooking the truck up to it,2 guys coming down the road in a truck at 55 were decapitated by the cable.One you just never forget
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    Well, he was creative. Gotta give him that much. Maybe that should be a new category for the Darwin awards: Most Creative use of ...
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    I guess the CDC will have to do a study now, regarding suicides by cable.
    Perhaps they could have saved this one life if cables weren't readily available to non LE or military community.
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