Great, now you can have your cake and eat it too!
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68 cents for a Jiffy yellow cake mix at Walmart. It looked PERFECT.
I don't bake many cakes. Fun stuff, very empowering!
Preparing for the Zombie Apocalypse or Rapture....whichever comes first.
I kinda hate to admit it,but I attend several meetings a week,and I started buying brownie and cookie mixes and made snacks,I now bake everything from scratch,below is a kich ass brownie recipe
1 cup margarinr melted add 2 cups sugar and stir together add 1/2cup chocolate milk mix and stir in well, add 4 eggs mix well,add 1 tsp vanilla extract ,1/2 teaspoon baking powder,1/2 teaspoon salt mix together,add 1 1/2 cups flour and mix well,1/2 cup of finely chopped walnuts stirred in,lightly grease and flour a 9x13 pan with tall sides preheat oven at 350 and bake 20-30 minutes until a toothpick inserted in middle comes out clean.remove from oven and let cool,cut into squares and prepare to defend them with deadly force where applicable by law
"Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country,"
--Mayor Marion Barry, Washington , DC .
But, did you make enough to share with everybody?
*WARNING - I may or may not know what I am talking about.
The original quote is, "You can't eat your cake and have it too," which makes infinitely more sense than the common misinterpretation. It used to bother me greatly until one day I looked it up.
"Each worker carried his sword strapped to his side." Nehemiah 4:18
Guns Save Lives. Paramedics Save Lives. But...
Paramedics With Guns Scare People!
You can educate ignorance, you can't fix stupid
Retired DE Trooper, SA XD40 SC, S&W 2" Airweight
dukalmighty & Pure Kustom Black Ops Pro "Trooper" Holsters, DE CCDW and LEOSA Permits, Vietnam Vet 68-69 Pleiku
I was expecting pics of a Glock or a 1911 shaped cake...
Guess I'll have to see if my Daughter can make me one
"Don't hit a man if you can possibly avoid it; but if you do hit him, put him to sleep." - Theodore Roosevelt
I would think you could put some shot brass in the cake as a reloadable door prize?
NOT LIVING IN FEAR, JUST READY!!!
I do not love the bright sword for its sharpness,
nor the arrow for its swiftness,
nor the warrior for his glory.
I love only that which they defend.
"I baked a cake!"
Would it be possible for you to Fed EX Overnight Express me a piece? I could really go for a nice hunk of Jiffy .68 Cent WalMart Yellow Batter Cake right now.
DEATH BY CHOCOLATE COOKIES
2 (16 ounce) packages BAKER'S Semi-Sweet Chocolate, divided
3/4 cup firmly packed brown sugar
1/4 cup butter
2 large eggs
1 teaspoon vanilla
1/2 cup flour
1/4 teaspoon baking powder
2 cups chopped nuts
1) Preheat oven to 350°.
2) Coarsely chop 8 squares of the chocolate; set aside.
3) Microwave remaining 8 squares of chocolate in large microwavable bowl on HIGH for 1-2 minutes.
4) Stir until chocolate is melted and smooth.
5) Stir in sugar, butter, eggs and vanilla.
6) Stir in flour and baking powder.
7) Stir in reserved chopped chocolate and nuts.
8) Drop by 1/4 cupfuls on to ungreased cookie sheet.
9) Bake 12-13 minutes or until cookies are puffed and feel set to the touch.
10) Cool on cookie sheet 1 minute then transfer to wire rack and cool completely
OK, now is this gun related? Here it is. I also went for the squirt chocolate frosting in a can to write Happy B-Day. Pretty doggone cute.
(the Glock was not included, although it would be fun to bake it into the cake next time for a little humor)
This is a real Susie Homemaker thread but I do get it.
“Monsters are real and so are ghosts. They live inside of us, and sometimes they win.”
~ Stephen King