This is a discussion on Police: 91-year-old Albert Einsig threw urine on sidewalk to keep kids away within the Off Topic & Humor Discussion forums, part of the The Back Porch category; Police: 91-year-old Albert Einsig threw urine on sidewalk to keep kids away http://www.wtsp.com/news/watercooler...ne-on-sidewalk First of all, this is just too weird but I kinda feel ...
Police: 91-year-old Albert Einsig threw urine on sidewalk to keep kids away
First of all, this is just too weird but I kinda feel sorry for the guy and you have to ask yourself how desperate do you have to be to resort to pouring urine all over the place just so kids will leave you alone? Maybe he should get a dog for the front yard, with maybe a wireless fence??
Lastly, didn't we have another story on here about someone thinking that they were hearing people outside? In that story, I don't think they ever saw anyone...
Oh, one last thing. How big of a looser would you have to be that you have nothing better to do than to hang out on some old man's front porch and bug him?
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I thought about mailing him a BB gun.
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Put a speaker in the window and turn up some old school bluegrass to 10. I love bluegrass, but kids don't.
I wonder if he's dealt with the cops? Generally, telling someone to leave and they don't is considered trespassing. I know it's not some huge deal. But the guy is 91, it's not like he can toss them off his property.
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Doesn't say much for their parents either.Oh, one last thing. How big of a looser would you have to be that you have nothing better to do than to hang out on some old man's front porch and bug him?
He should call the parents when the bratts start banging on his door. A few calls in the middle of the night ought to do it.
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"Neighbors called police and Einsig was cited."
They couldn't call the cops to help him out with obnoxious teens but damn if they weren't on the phone lickety-split over something dogs/cats/possums/raccoons/rats probably do every day on that street. I hope the neighbors that did nothing end up being the next targets.
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