Police: 91-year-old Albert Einsig threw urine on sidewalk to keep kids away

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    Police: 91-year-old Albert Einsig threw urine on sidewalk to keep kids away

    Police: 91-year-old Albert Einsig threw urine on sidewalk to keep kids away
    http://www.wtsp.com/news/watercooler...ne-on-sidewalk

    First of all, this is just too weird but I kinda feel sorry for the guy and you have to ask yourself how desperate do you have to be to resort to pouring urine all over the place just so kids will leave you alone? Maybe he should get a dog for the front yard, with maybe a wireless fence??

    Lastly, didn't we have another story on here about someone thinking that they were hearing people outside? In that story, I don't think they ever saw anyone...

    Oh, one last thing. How big of a looser would you have to be that you have nothing better to do than to hang out on some old man's front porch and bug him?

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    Quote Originally Posted by DefConGun View Post
    Police: 91-year-old Albert Einsig threw urine on sidewalk to keep kids away
    Police: 91-year-old Albert Einsig threw urine on sidewalk to keep kids away | wtsp.com

    First of all, this is just too weird but I kinda feel sorry for the guy and you have to ask yourself how desperate do you have to be to resort to pouring urine all over the place just so kids will leave you alone? Maybe he should get a dog for the front yard, with maybe a wireless fence??
    How about an electric fence?!

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    Lastly, didn't we have another story on here about someone thinking that they were hearing people outside? In that story, I don't think they ever saw anyone...
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    Oh, one last thing. How big of a looser would you have to be that you have nothing better to do than to hang out on some old man's front porch and bug him?
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    I thought about mailing him a BB gun.
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    Quote Originally Posted by SIXTO View Post
    I thought about mailing him a BB gun.
    Maybe a paintball gun with CS balls
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    Put a speaker in the window and turn up some old school bluegrass to 10. I love bluegrass, but kids don't.

    I wonder if he's dealt with the cops? Generally, telling someone to leave and they don't is considered trespassing. I know it's not some huge deal. But the guy is 91, it's not like he can toss them off his property.
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    Oh, one last thing. How big of a looser would you have to be that you have nothing better to do than to hang out on some old man's front porch and bug him?
    Doesn't say much for their parents either.

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    He should call the parents when the bratts start banging on his door. A few calls in the middle of the night ought to do it.
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    "Neighbors called police and Einsig was cited."

    They couldn't call the cops to help him out with obnoxious teens but damn if they weren't on the phone lickety-split over something dogs/cats/possums/raccoons/rats probably do every day on that street. I hope the neighbors that did nothing end up being the next targets.
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