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    Use good sense, never criticize your wife in the kitchen around food or sharp knifes. You are asking for trouble.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Adam42 View Post
    Use good sense,
    Do all the cooking yourself or eat out a lot.
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    Quote Originally Posted by IronMike View Post
    my wife is such a bad cook,the flies chipped in to fix the screendoor,
    That's great!

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    My wife is a great cook so if she ever wanted to poison me I'd be in big trouble. I'd eat and eat until I was done for (it would probably taste great).

    My only problem is that she overcooks portions. I feed half of my coworkers leftovers each week. My coworkers are always asking me "Hey, when is she going to cook (insert their favorite food) again". I try to keep a mental list of who really likes what so that nobody gets mad at me for not getting their favorite. I have actually had a guy offer to pay my wife $100 a week to cook meals for him.

    The upside is that if I ever fail to bring a lunch people are tripping over themselves to return the favor and buy me something. : )

    The wife is pretty easy on the eyes too.....I'm a blessed man.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Eagleks View Post
    Do all the cooking yourself or eat out a lot.
    However, avoid IHOP's and McD's
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    Thats what the ice cream is for... "come on ice cream"
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