Wife arrested for attempted murder
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October 8th, 2011 09:49 PM
Use good sense, never criticize your wife in the kitchen around food or sharp knifes. You are asking for trouble.
October 9th, 2011 12:23 AM
Do all the cooking yourself or eat out a lot.
Originally Posted by Adam42
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Chief Justice John Roberts : "I don't see how you can read Heller and not take away from it the notion that the Second Amendment...was extremely important to the framers in their view of what liberty meant."
October 9th, 2011 12:35 AM
Originally Posted by IronMike
October 9th, 2011 01:09 AM
Gives a whole mew meaning to “Montezuma’s revenge”.
When you have to shoot, shoot. Don't talk.
"Don't forget, incoming fire has the right of way."
October 9th, 2011 04:14 AM
Why does this lemonade smell like antifreeze
"Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country,"
--Mayor Marion Barry, Washington , DC .
October 10th, 2011 01:42 AM
My wife is a great cook so if she ever wanted to poison me I'd be in big trouble. I'd eat and eat until I was done for (it would probably taste great).
My only problem is that she overcooks portions. I feed half of my coworkers leftovers each week. My coworkers are always asking me "Hey, when is she going to cook (insert their favorite food) again". I try to keep a mental list of who really likes what so that nobody gets mad at me for not getting their favorite. I have actually had a guy offer to pay my wife $100 a week to cook meals for him.
The upside is that if I ever fail to bring a lunch people are tripping over themselves to return the favor and buy me something. : )
The wife is pretty easy on the eyes too.....I'm a blessed man.
It is surely true that you can lead a horse to water but you can't make them drink. Nor can you make them grateful for your efforts.
October 10th, 2011 11:51 AM
However, avoid IHOP's and McD's
Originally Posted by Eagleks
“They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety.” - Ben Franklin
October 10th, 2011 12:04 PM
Gotta love good enchiladas...they go down hot...come out fast. You know you're hungry again when your rear quits burning.
Liberty, Property, or Death - Jonathan Gardner's powder horn inscription 1776
Tu ne cede malis, sed contra audentior ito.
("Do not give in to evil but proceed ever more boldly against it.")
-Virgil, Aeneid, vi, 95
October 10th, 2011 04:35 PM
Thats what the ice cream is for... "come on ice cream"
"The beauty of the Second Amendment is that it will not be needed until they try to take it".
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