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Use good sense, never criticize your wife in the kitchen around food or sharp knifes. You are asking for trouble.
I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts. --- Will Rogers ---
Chief Justice John Roberts : "I don't see how you can read Heller and not take away from it the notion that the Second Amendment...was extremely important to the framers in their view of what liberty meant."
Gives a whole mew meaning to “Montezuma’s revenge”.
When you have to shoot, shoot. Don't talk.
"Don't forget, incoming fire has the right of way."
Why does this lemonade smell like antifreeze
"Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country,"
--Mayor Marion Barry, Washington , DC .
My wife is a great cook so if she ever wanted to poison me I'd be in big trouble. I'd eat and eat until I was done for (it would probably taste great).
My only problem is that she overcooks portions. I feed half of my coworkers leftovers each week. My coworkers are always asking me "Hey, when is she going to cook (insert their favorite food) again". I try to keep a mental list of who really likes what so that nobody gets mad at me for not getting their favorite. I have actually had a guy offer to pay my wife $100 a week to cook meals for him.
The upside is that if I ever fail to bring a lunch people are tripping over themselves to return the favor and buy me something. : )
The wife is pretty easy on the eyes too.....I'm a blessed man.
"For the Lord your God will bless you in all your harvest and in all the work of your hands." Deuteronomy 16:15
Gotta love good enchiladas...they go down hot...come out fast. You know you're hungry again when your rear quits burning.
Liberty, Property, or Death - Jonathan Gardner's powder horn inscription 1776
Tu ne cede malis, sed contra audentior ito.
("Do not give in to evil but proceed ever more boldly against it.")
-Virgil, Aeneid, vi, 95
Thats what the ice cream is for... "come on ice cream"
"The beauty of the Second Amendment is that it will not be needed until they try to take it".