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    Im an addict !!

    Hi My Name Is Tom


    Im addicted to all things Guns ! I knew I had a problem when I bought a coach gun today and had no room in my 4 gun cabinets to hold it !
    And placed it next to the single shot in my closet which I also had no room for . My problem is I need to get another cabinet but couldn't sneak it past my wife who would crap herself if she knew I had no room in the other cabinets
    She really doesn't know how many guns I have and would like to keep it that way, so you see my problem ! do I have enough guns yes, do I have all I want NOOOOOO. Not to mention the stash of ammo to support these babies ! Im thinking of a girls night out payed by me to get her out the house and a stealth mission to get another cabinet and swear I always had 5
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    You need to buy her some jewelry...then talk about all the break-in's...then suggest a safe.
    Better yet, have some pictures of safes in a few places and if she mentions the word 'safe'...jump on the opportunity to thank her for the idea.

    Now be sure to get a good safe with a dial...she'll probably never learn how to open it.

    How many guns do you want to own?

    Here's a start: http://www.6mmbr.com/gunsafes.html
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    Your gonna need to find a buyer for one of your smaller safes,then find a bigger safe and put it on layaway,on a prearranged day,send wife to a day spa or sumpin,at a prearranged time go to the store pickup new safe,arrive home remove guns from old safe,move old safe install new safe and refill with guns,buyer shows up to pick up his safe and at the end you still only have four safes,make sure you clean the safes so it don't look like you have 3 safes with dust on top and 1 that don't
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    Now those are Ideas ..LOL
    "If you want peace, prepare for war." Si vis pacem, para bellum.

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    How many guns do I want Hmmm more than one but not all im willing to share...lol
    "If you want peace, prepare for war." Si vis pacem, para bellum.

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    You need another junkie in the house. My son has it bad now. He's getting his own safe and said I could keep some of my guns in there until he fills it up.

    Pretty soon we'll be saying that new guns belong to each other when asked...







    j/k. We keep no secrets from Momma. Well... 'almost none.
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    How much is a new safe? $700-1000? You better be spending at least that much on your woman's little "get-a-way" mister!

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    Go Peruse her shoes in her closet and you'll have all the ammunition you need for a confrontation!

    LOL
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    Quote Originally Posted by Zsnake View Post
    Go Peruse her shoes in her closet and you'll have all the ammunition you need for a confrontation!

    LOL
    Be prepared to lose the argument anyway.
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    Ive been pondering the angle of keeping a few things like Birth certificates , SSN cards , Diplomas ..ect in a safe I think Ill work that angle after all its for her and all the trouble she would have replacing those items !! :}
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    Maybe I could give up the one drawer she allows me to have in the bathroom in the negotiation ?
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    Quote Originally Posted by TomEgun View Post
    Maybe I could give up the one drawer she allows me to have in the bathroom in the negotiation ?
    You get a whole drawer?!


    I have my own bathroom, I win!
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    Quote Originally Posted by TomEgun View Post
    Hi My Name Is Tom

    Im addicted to all things Guns!...
    Brother, I feel your pain... what was that!? what dear!

    Yes dear, why, NO DEAR!
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    I was out getting a haircut today when my Fav Gunstore was having a sale so I stopped in, it was only out of the way by 15 miles or so that's when I realized I bought another Mosin Nagant in great shape for 89 dollars you cant have to many of those right ? then after I got home I had to keep it in the trunk of my vehicle and wait for wife to go to her Appointment and sneak it in like a crack head and squeeze it in the locker, if she asked I already have one so I was going to tell her it was that one you know...lol
    I know I can quit at anytime ! but with the new safe coming , I will have all this extra space !
    "If you want peace, prepare for war." Si vis pacem, para bellum.

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