That might just work.
My MIL has one that she avoids, coincidence?
This solution is a bit more expensive than pea shooters and sun flowers.
I am here: http://maps.google.com/maps?ll=36.378119,-86.475163
No, it's actually free - have you checked Craigslist lately? There's always free treadmills in there - I think I saw an from joker's MIL in fact. :)
That's good. I like it.
Also, everyone should read/own a copy of The Zombie Survival Guide by Max Brooks (Paperback): booksamillion.com.
Read it, and re-read it. Also, keep in mind the Rules from Zomebieland. Especially about cardio. :danceban:
I'm putting up the "No Zombies" signs.
They're like the "No Guns" signs that are popular among hoplophobic sheeple here in Ohio.
We all know that everyone -- peers, princes, potentates, crooks, skulkers, muggers and thieves -- obey signs.
Just as businesses are perfectly safe from criminals when they post their no-guns signs, so should I be safe by posting no-zombie signs.
My friend and I had this idea like 2 years ago. We presented it to the Criminal Psychology class we were in...it was wonderful. Sad I wasn't the first to think of it...thought we were geniuses. :( But what about a whole moving lawn. Like moving turf. hahaha.
Love it! Practice is good, too. There is a "Zombie Shoot" at Whistling Pines Gun Club this month......
Very clever. I thought I'd just put a combination of banana peels, marbles, and rakes all over my yard and watch the hilarity as the zombies re-enact scenes from the Three Stooges.