Best Zombie Defense - Preparedness.

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    Best Zombie Defense - Preparedness.



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    Haaaaaaaaaaaaa,Haaaa,Haaa,awesome!

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    That might just work.
    My MIL has one that she avoids, coincidence?
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    This solution is a bit more expensive than pea shooters and sun flowers.


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    No, it's actually free - have you checked Craigslist lately? There's always free treadmills in there - I think I saw an from joker's MIL in fact. :)

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    Quote Originally Posted by joker1 View Post
    That might just work.
    My MIL has one that she avoids, coincidence?
    Now that's funny right thar

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    That's good. I like it.
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    Also, everyone should read/own a copy of The Zombie Survival Guide by Max Brooks (Paperback): booksamillion.com.

    Read it, and re-read it. Also, keep in mind the Rules from Zomebieland. Especially about cardio.
    "Rock and load, lock and roll... what's it matter? FIRE!!"

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    I'm putting up the "No Zombies" signs.
    They're like the "No Guns" signs that are popular among hoplophobic sheeple here in Ohio.
    We all know that everyone -- peers, princes, potentates, crooks, skulkers, muggers and thieves -- obey signs.
    Just as businesses are perfectly safe from criminals when they post their no-guns signs, so should I be safe by posting no-zombie signs.
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    hahaha

    My friend and I had this idea like 2 years ago. We presented it to the Criminal Psychology class we were in...it was wonderful. Sad I wasn't the first to think of it...thought we were geniuses. :( But what about a whole moving lawn. Like moving turf. hahaha.

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    Love it! Practice is good, too. There is a "Zombie Shoot" at Whistling Pines Gun Club this month......
    Common sense is NOT common. There is a difference between intelligence and wisdom...

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    Very clever. I thought I'd just put a combination of banana peels, marbles, and rakes all over my yard and watch the hilarity as the zombies re-enact scenes from the Three Stooges.
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