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That might just work.
My MIL has one that she avoids, coincidence?
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No, it's actually free - have you checked Craigslist lately? There's always free treadmills in there - I think I saw an from joker's MIL in fact. :)
That's good. I like it.
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Also, everyone should read/own a copy of The Zombie Survival Guide by Max Brooks (Paperback): booksamillion.com.
Read it, and re-read it. Also, keep in mind the Rules from Zomebieland. Especially about cardio.
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Please try to remember- I have a very dry sense of humor. It usually sounds mean, but isn't meant to be.
I'm putting up the "No Zombies" signs.
They're like the "No Guns" signs that are popular among hoplophobic sheeple here in Ohio.
We all know that everyone -- peers, princes, potentates, crooks, skulkers, muggers and thieves -- obey signs.
Just as businesses are perfectly safe from criminals when they post their no-guns signs, so should I be safe by posting no-zombie signs.
"Deine Papieren bitte?" or "ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ !"
(Choose only one)
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"I bark at no man's bid. I will never come and go, and fetch and carry, at the whistle of the great man in the White House no matter who he is." -- David Crockett
My friend and I had this idea like 2 years ago. We presented it to the Criminal Psychology class we were in...it was wonderful. Sad I wasn't the first to think of it...thought we were geniuses. :( But what about a whole moving lawn. Like moving turf. hahaha.
Love it! Practice is good, too. There is a "Zombie Shoot" at Whistling Pines Gun Club this month......
Common sense is NOT common. There is a difference between intelligence and wisdom...
Very clever. I thought I'd just put a combination of banana peels, marbles, and rakes all over my yard and watch the hilarity as the zombies re-enact scenes from the Three Stooges.
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