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    Any other place in town,but a Police station?
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    Dudes just dumber than a bag of hammers....
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    I could see breaking into a bank,liqour store or robbing a convenience store, but a POlice station?
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    As Charlie Sheen would say... WINNING!!!

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    Probably left a fair amount of Tiger Blood on the floor after breaching the door in his underwear, too.
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    He was only trying to turn himself in and couldn't find the door bell!
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    Just more proof that you can't fix stupid.........
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    "Police did not release the man’s name or condition on Thursday."

    Oh, come on - you've GOT to release his name - that would be true justice - He would NEVER live it down!

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    When you are under the alkafluence of incohol you are liable to do dumb things.
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    I enjoy a thread that makes me feel fairly bright

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    Well, he knew that's where he ended up sleeping the other times he was drunk. He may have wanted to reserve his favorite bunk.
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    As sixto would say "play a dumb game, win a dumb prize"
    Why?? Because at the last second, the Police are minutes away.

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    Our local police station was broken into last night. The thieves apparantly only took the toilet seats. In a released statement, local officials would only say that the police at this time now have nothing to go on. :)

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