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    Practicing Safe Archery - A poem by Aznav...

    I shot an arrow in the air,
    and where it landed,
    I know not... thhwaackk!!!
    IIIIEEEEEEE!!!!!!!


    "The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but the heart of the fool to the left." Eccl. 10:2

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    Good one aznav!

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    Hey! That last part didn't rhyme!
    Mark Twain:
    The government is merely a servant -- merely a temporary servant; it cannot be its prerogative to determine what is right and what is wrong, and decide who is a
    patriot and who isn't. Its function is to obey orders, not originate them.

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    speaking of safe archery, don't do this. It just happened yesterday apparently. Saw it on another forum.

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    Oowwwwie!!!!
    "I do what I do." Cpl 'coach' Bowden, "Southern Comfort".

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    Ouch!!!!!!!
    "If you make something idiot proof, someone will make a better idiot."

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    I got shot with an arrow when I was a pretty young kid. No vital organs were hit. It was a target point and not a hunting point. Penetration was not quite 4". I was actually able to hide the fact from my parents that another kid "whoopsed!" and shot me with that arrow right up until septicemia AKA blood poisoning set in and I had to get rushed to hospital. I was feeling mighty sick then but, the initial shot truthfully did not hurt that much.
    Liberty Over Tyranny Μολὼν λαβέ

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    I threw a javelin into the air...whoops!
    where it landed...
    OUCH! Damn That smarts!


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    ooohhhh I'm sorry I clicked on this

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    The dude in that pic is lucky it wasn't a broadhead.
    "The natural progress of things is for liberty to yield, and government to gain ground."

    - Thomas Jefferson

    "I'm the arrow, you're my bow, shoot me forth and I will go"

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    That was my first thought.
    "I do what I do." Cpl 'coach' Bowden, "Southern Comfort".

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