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  1. October 21st, 2011 11:32 PM #1
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    Practicing Safe Archery - A poem by Aznav...

    I shot an arrow in the air,
    and where it landed,
    I know not... thhwaackk!!!
    IIIIEEEEEEE!!!!!!!


    "The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but the heart of the fool to the left." Eccl. 10:2
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  3. October 22nd, 2011 11:16 AM #2
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    Good one aznav!
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  4. October 22nd, 2011 07:47 PM #3
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    Hey! That last part didn't rhyme!
    "I don't know who invented Yoga and I don't know who invented pants. But I do know that I'd like to shake the hand of the man who put those two ideas together."
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  5. October 22nd, 2011 07:57 PM #4
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    speaking of safe archery, don't do this. It just happened yesterday apparently. Saw it on another forum.

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  6. October 22nd, 2011 08:13 PM #5
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    Oowwwwie!!!!
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  7. October 22nd, 2011 08:16 PM #6
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    Ouch!!!!!!!
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  8. October 22nd, 2011 10:11 PM #7
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    I got shot with an arrow when I was a pretty young kid. No vital organs were hit. It was a target point and not a hunting point. Penetration was not quite 4". I was actually able to hide the fact from my parents that another kid "whoopsed!" and shot me with that arrow right up until septicemia AKA blood poisoning set in and I had to get rushed to hospital. I was feeling mighty sick then but, the initial shot truthfully did not hurt that much.
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  9. October 22nd, 2011 10:29 PM #8
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    I threw a javelin into the air...whoops!
    where it landed...
    OUCH! Damn That smarts!

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  10. October 23rd, 2011 08:57 AM #9
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    ooohhhh I'm sorry I clicked on this
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  11. October 23rd, 2011 08:46 PM #10
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    The dude in that pic is lucky it wasn't a broadhead.
    "The natural progress of things is for liberty to yield, and government to gain ground."

    - Thomas Jefferson

    "I'm the arrow, you're my bow, shoot me forth and I will go"

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  12. October 23rd, 2011 09:44 PM #11
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    That was my first thought.
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