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    WHY JOHNNY, IS THIS SCOTCH?

    On the first day of school, the children brought gifts for their teacher.


    The supermarket manager's daughter brought the teacher a basket of assorted fruit.


    The florist's son brought the teacher a bouquet of flowers.


    The candy-store owner's daughter gave the teacher a pretty box of candy.


    Then the liquor-store owner's son brought up a big, heavy box.


    The teacher lifted it up and noticed that it was leaking a little bit.


    She touched a drop of the liquid with her finger and tasted it.

    "Is it wine?" she guessed.


    "No," the boy replied.


    She tasted another drop and asked, "Champagne?”


    "No," said the little boy............."It's a puppy!"


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    That's funny!
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    HA! I didn't see that one coming.
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    That was funny, but Yuk is right for sure; a few others come to mine as well.
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    Quote Originally Posted by atctimmy View Post
    HA! I didn't see that one coming.
    ...and apparently, neither did the teacher!
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    I don't get it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by sureshot1 View Post
    I don't get it.
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    It is surely true that you can lead a horse to water but you can't make them drink. Nor can you make them grateful for your efforts.

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