This is a discussion on This is my security team: within the Off Topic & Humor Discussion forums, part of the The Back Porch category; Originally Posted by gottabkiddin OOokay, I just never thought of myself as the Judge and Jury for anyone's career choice, or none offensive publication... They ...
Be careful what you say.... They are actually "Fast and Furious" operatives, deep South version and soon to be the next BIG reality show on FOX. Should be better than the existing "Gun" reality shows. :)
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So...does anyone know if there are franchise opportunities with this outfit??
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Is this what happens to mall ninja rejects? ok ok stop booing me you wanted to know too just didnt have the ba!!$ to ask lol
But, they gots a ninja working for 'em!!
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I wonder if I an get the Florida franchise. I already have more firepower than they have so as I figure all I need are the tacticool clothing and badges.
I know that it is kinda fun to point out train wrecks like this,but we can just be glad we would have known it was a bad idea from the get go.I could point out many things,but sometimes it's better off taking the high road and not saying anything
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I used to run into this ilk all the time while working the late shift. They try to act and look like LE to get respect, and usually get themselves into some tight situations that we have to get them out of. I arrested one of them (not these guys) but some here just like them for placing a person in handcuffs. (unlawful imprisoment). And they all use the words " Fugitive Recovery" on their jackets to make people think they are some sort of Fed. Truth is, they couldnt recover from a hangover.
Ignorance is a long way from stupid, but left unchecked, can get there real fast.
I think this is really a joke. I think a bunch of goobers decided to make a spoof about mall ninjas.
Sadly, the joke is on them because they are so convincingly bad. It's like back in school when the dorky kid was trying so hard to be cool and all he did was make himself look even more like a dork. I think they are sitting at home right now thinking how funny they are. I, on the other hand, just think they are sad.
I havenít heard any of the journalists who volunteered to be waterboarded asking to have their fingernails wrenched out with pliers, or electrodes attached to their genitals.
They appear to be mammering rampallian moldwarp wardsnoggles of the highest calibre. My hat is off to them. I can't believe I missed this thread for so long.
"He went on two legs, wore clothes and was a human being, but nevertheless he was in reality a wolf of the Steppes. He had learned a good deal . . . and was a fairly clever fellow. What he had not learned, however, was this: to find contentment in himself and his own life. The cause of this apparently was that at the bottom of his heart he knew all the time (or thought he knew) that he was in reality not a man, but a wolf of the Steppes."
I wounder what the PT requirements are to get on this crew? Think that chick can do any push-ups? One? just one push-up?
I tried to find their FB page but couldn't find it. Do anyone has a link to it?
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