This is my security team:

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    Quote Originally Posted by gottabkiddin View Post
    OOokay, I just never thought of myself as the Judge and Jury for anyone's career choice, or none offensive publication... They sure did open themselves up to ridicule though... Think I'll pass.
    Yeah, "if you can't say something nice......" But WOW!!!!!!
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    Be careful what you say.... They are actually "Fast and Furious" operatives, deep South version and soon to be the next BIG reality show on FOX. Should be better than the existing "Gun" reality shows. :)
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    Hey,sign me up too!
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    So...does anyone know if there are franchise opportunities with this outfit??
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    Quote Originally Posted by dV8r View Post
    Be careful what you say.... They are actually "Fast and Furious" operatives, deep South version and soon to be the next BIG reality show on FOX. Should be better than the existing "Gun" reality shows. :)
    I dont know, the daughter on American Guns is enough reason to watch it!


    Anyways, I think I may look into starting up a Dayton chapter! Gotta trade in my S&W MP15 5.56 for a nice G22 though.
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    Is this what happens to mall ninja rejects? ok ok stop booing me you wanted to know too just didnt have the ba!!$ to ask lol

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    But, they gots a ninja working for 'em!!
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    I wonder if I an get the Florida franchise. I already have more firepower than they have so as I figure all I need are the tacticool clothing and badges.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ArkhmAsylm View Post
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    But, they gots a ninja working for 'em!!
    Actually I think the guy wearing the balaclava is too embarrassed to show his face.
    I know that it is kinda fun to point out train wrecks like this,but we can just be glad we would have known it was a bad idea from the get go.I could point out many things,but sometimes it's better off taking the high road and not saying anything
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    I used to run into this ilk all the time while working the late shift. They try to act and look like LE to get respect, and usually get themselves into some tight situations that we have to get them out of. I arrested one of them (not these guys) but some here just like them for placing a person in handcuffs. (unlawful imprisoment). And they all use the words " Fugitive Recovery" on their jackets to make people think they are some sort of Fed. Truth is, they couldnt recover from a hangover.
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    I think this is really a joke. I think a bunch of goobers decided to make a spoof about mall ninjas.


    Sadly, the joke is on them because they are so convincingly bad. It's like back in school when the dorky kid was trying so hard to be cool and all he did was make himself look even more like a dork. I think they are sitting at home right now thinking how funny they are. I, on the other hand, just think they are sad.
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    They appear to be mammering rampallian moldwarp wardsnoggles of the highest calibre. My hat is off to them. I can't believe I missed this thread for so long.

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    I wounder what the PT requirements are to get on this crew? Think that chick can do any push-ups? One? just one push-up?

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    I tried to find their FB page but couldn't find it. Do anyone has a link to it?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Knightrider View Post
    I tried to find their FB page but couldn't find it. Do anyone has a link to it?
    It's gone. Maybe it wasn't a joke after all.
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