How I Learned To Mind My Own Business

How I Learned To Mind My Own Business

This is a discussion on How I Learned To Mind My Own Business within the Off Topic & Humor Discussion forums, part of the The Back Porch category; I was walking past the Mental Hospital the other day, and all the patients were outside and shouting, "13... 13... 13." The fence was too ...

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    I was walking past the Mental Hospital the other day, and all the patients were outside and shouting, "13... 13... 13."

    The fence was too high to see over, but I saw a little gap in one of the planks, so I looked through to see what was going on.

    Some idiot poked me in the eye with a stick, and they all started shouting, "14... 14... 14."
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    Nice one.
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    hahaha....

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    Never saw that one coming.
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    Thanks, I am having a hard time drinking my coffee now because this one is making me laugh too much.

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    Bark'n,

    Now that was funny! Still chuckling as I post this... Good one.









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    Quote Originally Posted by noway2 View Post
    Thanks, I am having a hard time drinking my coffee now because this one is making me laugh too much.
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    Bark'n...You're a sick individual....I love it!! Thanks for the chuckle.
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    LOL, at least there is comfort that there was 13 people before and the high probability of 15... 15... 15.
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    rofl good one

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    Funny! Put in the same situation, they would be yelling 15.....15.....15
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    Very nice. The wife and I had a good laugh

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    Bark'n is now laugh'n at us goobs.

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