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Yesterday, they both registered to vote in Chicago.
"The pistol, learn it well, carry it always ..." ~ Jeff Cooper
"Terrorists: They hated you yesterday, they hate you today, and they will hate you tomorrow.
End the cycle of hatred, donít give them a tomorrow."
Elvis did too.!!!
We will be much better off when we learn to deal with things as they really are, instead of how we wish them to be!
It's already borderline allowed per the rules of the forum, do not make it the slightest bit more political.
"Just blame Sixto"
Gotta admit Sixto, it's pretty darn funny! In the interest of not getting a very funny thread locked up though I would emplore future posters to abide by Sixto's warning.
Never pick a fight with an old man...If he's too old to fight, he'll just kill you - John Steinbeck
Come to Colorado...the governor is loopy
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My wife is from Springfield Illinois, but Chicago usually runs everything in that state.
She would probably agree with this post.
"A Smith & Wesson always beats 4 aces!"
The Man Prayer. "Im a man, I can change, if I have to.....I guess!" ~ Red Green
Why, would I not be surprised by that ?
I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts. --- Will Rogers ---
Chief Justice John Roberts : "I don't see how you can read Heller and not take away from it the notion that the Second Amendment...was extremely important to the framers in their view of what liberty meant."
"To believe that social reforms can eradicate evil altogether is to forget that evil is a protean creature, forever assuming a new shape when deprived of an old one." - SAT
Never argue with an idiot - they'll bring you down to their level then beat you with experience.
Speaking of Elvis, did anyone see him last night (Halloween)? Thinking of the line from Ghostbusters: "How is Elvis, and have you seen him lately?"
There are also rumors that Bin Laden and Gaddafi were seen in Youngstown, Ohio, at a campaign dinner in the company of James Trafficant and Elvis. (This is meant as a comedy, I'm not trying to make a political statement.) For those who aren't familiar with the guy,Trafficant some how managed to campaign for office while serving time in jail (James Traficant - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia) and subsequently win. When he was released a banquet was held in his honor, complete with an Elvis impersonator.
Ok, for the super slow on this site. Can you explain this joke to me. I know it has something to do with the head guy in charge but not making a connection between the 3 lol
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