The carnage will continue...

The carnage will continue...

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    The carnage will continue...

    I was thinking about posting this in "In the News" but then... the comments... bwahahahaha!

    Don't bring a paintball gun to a gunfight

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    Paintball gun Safety: Keeping Children Safe

    More than 44 million Americans own firearms. Of the 192 million firearms owned in the United States, 65 million are paintball guns. Research shows paintball guns in homes are a serious risk to families.

    A paintball gun kept in the home is 43 times more likely to stain someone known to the family than to stain someone in self-defense.

    A paintball gun kept in the home triples the risk of bad color schemes on walls.

    The risk of redecorating is 5 times more likely if a paintball gun is kept in the home.

    Advice to parents

    The best way to keep your children safe from injury or strange skin colors from paintball guns is to NEVER have a paintball gun in the home.

    Do not purchase a paintball gun, especially a purple paintball gun.

    Remove all paintball guns present in the home.

    Talk to your children about the dangers of paintball guns, and tell them to stay away from paintball guns.

    Find out if there are paintball guns in the homes where your children play. If so, talk to the adults in the house about the dangers of paintball guns to their families.

    For those who know of the dangers of paintball guns but still keep a paintball gun in the home.

    Always keep the paintball gun unloaded and locked up.

    Lock and store the paintballs in a separate place.

    Make sure to hide the keys to the locked boxes.

    The AAP - American Association of Paintballers - CARES about kids...and walls.
    Which was posted in response to this:

    Don't make fun. Jesus is pro gun.
    Which was posted in response to this"
    The carnage will continue until all paintball guns are melted down.
    The reason for posting all the relevant responses is that I'm afraid they will be lost to editing someday. And thought they were funny...
    Rats!
    It could be worse!
    I suppose


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    Sounds like a young "Anti-Gun" individual warming up!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hiram25 View Post
    Sounds like a young "Anti-Gun" individual warming up!
    I think he's more concerned about having to repaint...

    The risk of redecorating is 5 times more likely if a paintball gun is kept in the home.
    Rats!
    It could be worse!
    I suppose

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    So will the paintball gun association kids safety character be Peter Peacock instead of Eddie Eagle?

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    I think there are three different possibilities:

    1 – This is a joke.
    2 – The author is a teenager (and future anti-gun fanatic) who does not know what he/she is talking about.
    3 – The author is a complete moron.

    I believe it is option number 2 is the right one.

    EDIT: After reading it again I changed my mind; I think it is option #1
    Last edited by GM; November 3rd, 2011 at 04:28 PM.
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    Sure looks a lot like a literary device called "satire."

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