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    Bill Clinton walks into the White House carrying a puppy. Security guard sees him, and says "Nice dog Mr President."

    Clinton smiles and says "Thanks, I got it for Hillary."

    The guard responded, "Good trade, Mr President."
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    Quote Originally Posted by bakes View Post
    But monkey goes clear to the bone.
    LMAO....Thats great....I will be using this in the future....
    Don"t let stupid be your skill set....

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    For her birthday he got her a case of "Nair".
    The one in the remake looked like Micheal Jackson.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 357and40 View Post
    Hey, Captain Kirk and Charlton Heston.... Men that are not afraid to get it on freaky-deaky style....

    Like you'll care when the lights go out. Just saying...

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    Well, at least when he takes her out for a long ride on the horse or his motorcycle he won't have to worry about her getting a severe case of monkey-butt since she's already got one

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