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    As if there's not enough sad news from the media and now this comes out.


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    "The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but the heart of the fool to the left." Eccl. 10:2

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    Ya, but she was as smart as he was, just as brave, warm and furry to snuggle with on a cold night, a great cook, and didn't gripe about leaving the toilet seat up because they didn't have such

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    Lyrics to Puuppy Love by Paul Anka/Donny Osmond,I fixeded them

    And they called it monkey love
    Oh, I guess they'll never know
    How a young heart really feels
    And why I love her so

    And they called it monkey love
    Just because we're in our teens
    Tell them all it isn't fair
    To take away my only dream

    I cry each night my tears for you
    My tears are all in vain
    I'll hope and I'll pray that maybe someday
    You'll be back in my arms once again

    Someone, help me, help me, help me please
    Is the answer up above
    How can I, how can I tell them
    This is not a monkey love
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    Quote Originally Posted by QKShooter View Post
    Beauty is only skin deep.
    But monkey goes clear to the bone.
    Dadsnugun and Harryball like this.

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    Quote Originally Posted by aznav View Post
    As if there's not enough sad news from the media and now this comes out.


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    I don't personally like the idea of 'loving' a 'monkey', but human intelligence, 'humanoid'... Love is love, and that's what matters. This time it just happens to have a touch of zoophilia....



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    That's too funny, first inter-species kiss?
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    A man is sitting at home alone when he hears a knock on the front door. He opens it to find two sheriff's deputies there. He asks if there is a problem.

    One of the deputies asks if he is married. He says, "Yes, I am."

    The deputy then asks if he could see a picture of the man's wife.

    The guy says, "Sure," and gets a photo to show them.

    The deputy says, "I'm sorry, sir. But it looks like your wife's been hit by a truck."

    The guy replies, "I know, but she has a great personality and is an excellent cook."
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    Yep, it's an epidemic! Next thing you know they'll start a rumor about Tarzan and Cheeta!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hiram25 View Post
    Yep, it's an epidemic! Next thing you know they'll start a rumor about Tarzan and Cheeta!
    That is NOT a rumor.
    "The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but the heart of the fool to the left." Eccl. 10:2

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    Quote Originally Posted by OD* View Post
    A man is sitting at home alone when he hears a knock on the front door. He opens it to find two sheriff's deputies there. He asks if there is a problem.

    One of the deputies asks if he is married. He says, "Yes, I am."

    The deputy then asks if he could see a picture of the man's wife.

    The guy says, "Sure," and gets a photo to show them.

    The deputy says, "I'm sorry, sir. But it looks like your wife's been hit by a truck."

    The guy replies, "I know, but she has a great personality and is an excellent cook."
    Awesome!!

    Reminds me of the blind dates to avoid along with:
    "She makes her own clothes.
    All the girls in the dorm just love her."
    "The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but the heart of the fool to the left." Eccl. 10:2

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    Words to live by...

    Never monkey with another monkeys monkey.
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    So he wasn't racist.... One more good for him.
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    Quote Originally Posted by aznav View Post
    As if there's not enough sad news from the media and now this comes out.


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    Hey, Captain Kirk and Charlton Heston.... Men that are not afraid to get it on freaky-deaky style....

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    In our now utra-liberal nation, it is no bodies business to what another person chooses to mate with.
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