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As if there's not enough sad news from the media and now this comes out.
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Ya, but she was as smart as he was, just as brave, warm and furry to snuggle with on a cold night, a great cook, and didn't gripe about leaving the toilet seat up because they didn't have such
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Lyrics to Puuppy Love by Paul Anka/Donny Osmond,I fixeded them
And they called it monkey love
Oh, I guess they'll never know
How a young heart really feels
And why I love her so
And they called it monkey love
Just because we're in our teens
Tell them all it isn't fair
To take away my only dream
I cry each night my tears for you
My tears are all in vain
I'll hope and I'll pray that maybe someday
You'll be back in my arms once again
Someone, help me, help me, help me please
Is the answer up above
How can I, how can I tell them
This is not a monkey love
"Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country,"
--Mayor Marion Barry, Washington , DC .
Beauty is only skin deep.
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I don't personally like the idea of 'loving' a 'monkey', but human intelligence, 'humanoid'... Love is love, and that's what matters. This time it just happens to have a touch of zoophilia....Originally Posted by aznav
'Different strokes for different folks"
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"Rock and load, lock and roll... what's it matter? FIRE!!"
"Gun control means hitting your target every time."
Please take everything I say with at least one grain of salt- I am a very sarcastic person with a very dry sense of humor.
That's too funny, first inter-species kiss?
"Don't start none, won't be none!"
A man is sitting at home alone when he hears a knock on the front door. He opens it to find two sheriff's deputies there. He asks if there is a problem.
One of the deputies asks if he is married. He says, "Yes, I am."
The deputy then asks if he could see a picture of the man's wife.
The guy says, "Sure," and gets a photo to show them.
The deputy says, "I'm sorry, sir. But it looks like your wife's been hit by a truck."
The guy replies, "I know, but she has a great personality and is an excellent cook."
"The pistol, learn it well, carry it always ..." ~ Jeff Cooper
"Dilgentia Vis Celeritas"
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Yep, it's an epidemic! Next thing you know they'll start a rumor about Tarzan and Cheeta!
Hiram25
You can educate ignorance, you can't fix stupid
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That is NOT a rumor.
"The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but the heart of the fool to the left." Eccl. 10:2
Awesome!!
Reminds me of the blind dates to avoid along with:
"She makes her own clothes.
All the girls in the dorm just love her."
"The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but the heart of the fool to the left." Eccl. 10:2
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Words to live by...
Never monkey with another monkeys monkey.
"Confidence is food for the wise man but liquor for the fool"
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So he wasn't racist.... One more good for him.
"The sword dose not cause the murder, and the maker of the sword dose not bear sin" Rabbi Solomon ben Isaac 11th century
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Hey, Captain Kirk and Charlton Heston.... Men that are not afraid to get it on freaky-deaky style....
"I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched c-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain."
- Roy Batty
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In our now utra-liberal nation, it is no bodies business to what another person chooses to mate with.
" The beauty of the second amendment is that it will not be needed until they try to take it." Thomas Jefferson
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