You can't buy that lime... it could be classed as a weapon

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  1. November 28th, 2011 10:19 AM #1
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    You can't buy that lime... it could be classed as a weapon

    there's a reason God put those people on an island......

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    Wonder if that makes a key lime pie a weapon of mass destruction.
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    Sure does mass destruct my diet when its around!!
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    Wow.... just wow....
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  7. November 28th, 2011 11:55 AM #6
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    screwballs !!!
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    I'd have just shown them my Delaware CCDW (Carry Concealed Deadly Weapon) permit, it would allow us to carry limes, even lemons!
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    Might seen extreme.... But s....snow rolls down hill fast... It gets to a point where nothing will stop the lunacy.

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    And to think, The Brits at one time nearly ruled the world.

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    PSST! Don't tell but I keep a stash of lime, sliced and ready to use, in my fridge at all times. Don't make me use it.
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    Was it a regular lime, or one of those high capacity, semi automatic limes?
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    Quote Originally Posted by GunnyBunny View Post
    Was it a regular lime, or one of those high capacity, semi automatic limes?
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  14. November 28th, 2011 05:42 PM #13
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    Those silly Limey's!

    I guess that is why the British Navy was so feared for so long...
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    Last two paragraphs. The scanner malfunctioned and the clerk was joking about the weapon thing.
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