How Did I Let This Happen To Myself, Again?
This is a discussion on How Did I Let This Happen To Myself, Again? within the Off Topic & Humor Discussion forums, part of the The Back Porch category; Regulars to this forum will remember my rant from about this time a couple of years ago, and the same thing has happened, again.
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November 30th, 2011 02:07 PM
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How Did I Let This Happen To Myself, Again?
Regulars to this forum will remember my rant from about this time a couple of years ago, and the same thing has happened, again.
I have been drafted (or volunteered) to be Santa Claus at our company's kiddie Christmas party.
Me, the childless gruff old fart whose favourite joke is that children are wonderful, depending how you cook them.
Everyone here says I'm the best Santa they've ever had, entertaining both the ankle biters, and the adults.
Oh well, time to take one for the team. Thankfully no one I work with is on this forum so there will be no photographic evidence to share with you all.
It's on for tomorrow night, wish me luck!
CCW permit holder for Idaho, Utah, Pennsylvania, Maine and New Hampshire. I can carry in your country but not my own.

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November 30th, 2011 02:11 PM
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Have fun. It sounds like it was meant to be. :)
Good Luck!
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November 30th, 2011 02:14 PM
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You're awesome, Gunny. Carry on!
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November 30th, 2011 02:37 PM
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It's a dirty job, but someone has to do it! 
It's ok Gunny, you are probably so good at it there will be no other to do your work! I say go for it.
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November 30th, 2011 02:41 PM
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Have fun and please for me......try not to eat any children no.matter how they are cooked! Lol
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November 30th, 2011 02:56 PM
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November 30th, 2011 02:59 PM
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Take it a step further and get a gig at the local mall or department store. Then go buy a new gun or two.
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November 30th, 2011 03:04 PM
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"Don't start none, won't be none!"
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November 30th, 2011 03:16 PM
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What goes around comes around, something good will come of it!
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November 30th, 2011 03:27 PM
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Oh you're just a teddy bear, you talk tough but you couldn't hurt a fly. They've got you pegged.
Have fun, the benefit is you can spoil those kids and send them home with someone else to enjoy the crash.
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November 30th, 2011 03:28 PM
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Sounds like you are so good at it you keep getting picked. I think you may have found your actual calling in life. just accept it.
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November 30th, 2011 03:55 PM
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You only think there's no one from this forum where you work!

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November 30th, 2011 08:50 PM
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November 30th, 2011 09:15 PM
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You're playing Santa Claus?
Are you insinuating that there IS no real Santa?
Who drinks the milk and takes a bite from the cookies we leave out for him if there is no real Santa?
Who fills my stocking up with lumps of coal every year?
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November 30th, 2011 09:18 PM
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Originally Posted by
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Who fills my stocking up with lumps of coal every year?
That would be Patti!
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