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[rdpG19]

The Pope and Obama are on the same
stage in Yankee Stadium in front of a huge crowd.

The Pope leans towards Mr. Obama and said,
"Do you know that with one little wave of my hand I can make every person in this crowd go wild with joy? This joy will not be a momentary display, but will go deep into their hearts and they'll forever speak of this day and rejoice!"

Obama replied, "I seriously doubt that! With one little
wave of your hand....Show me!"

So the Pope backhanded him and knocked him
off the stage!

AND THE CROWD ROARED & CHEERED WILDLY and there was happiness throughout the land!

Kind of brings a tear to your eye, doesn't it?

[DefensiveCarry.com]

[DontTreadOnI]

If only!

[82d DIVARTY]

Now that's funny!

[Guest1]

[msgt/ret]

Thanks for a good hearty laugh in the morning.

[WHEC724]

Thanks. My father-in-law is a gruff old Catholic. I'll be sure to tell him this one.

[Inspector71]

[shooterX]

right on!!!!

[scott625]

After getting all the Pope's luggage loaded in the limo, the driver notices that the Pope is still standing on the curb. "Excuse me, Your Holiness." says the driver, "Would you please take your seat so we can leave?"
"Well, to tell you the truth," says the Pope, "They never let me drive at the Vatican, and I'd really like to drive today."
"I'm sorry but I cannot let you do that. I'd lose my job! And what if something should happen?" protests the driver, wishing he'd never gone to work that morning. "There might be something extra in it for you," says the Pope.
Reluctantly, the driver gets in the back as the Pope climbs in behind the wheel. The driver quickly regrets his decision when, after exiting the airport, the Supreme Pontiff floors it, accelerating the limo to 105 mph.

"Please slow down, Your Holiness!!!," pleads the worried driver, but the Pope keeps the pedal to the metal until they hear sirens. "Oh, my God, I'm gonna lose my license," moans the driver. The Pope pulls over and rolls down the window as the patrolman approaches, but the cop takes one look at him, goes back to his motorcycle, and gets on the radio. "I need to talk to the Chief," he says to the dispatch. The Chief gets on the radio and the cop tells him that he's stopped a limo going a hundred and five.
"So bust him," said the Chief.
"I think the guy's a big shot," said the cop.
"All the more reason."
"No, I mean really a big shot," said the cop.
"What'd ya got there, the Mayor?"
"Bigger."
"Governor."
"Bigger."
"Well," said the Chief, "Who is it?"
"I don't know", said the cop, "but he's got the Pope driving for him."

[Hiram25]

Funny!

[Bullet1234]

Psalm 109:8 ~ "Let his days be few and brief; and let others step forward to replace him."

[babarock]

Psalm 109:8 ~ "Let his days be few and brief; and let others step forward to replace him."

Hopefully a saying we can help be true.