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How many safety rules were violated here?
Liberty, Property, or Death - Jonathan Gardner's powder horn inscription 1776
Tu ne cede malis, sed contra audentior ito.
("Do not give in to evil but proceed ever more boldly against it.")
-Virgil, Aeneid, vi, 95
im pretty sure this exact scenario is why they invented the Shamwow........Did you have straw with you? Sponge ? Problem solved.