Off topic but no humor

Off topic but no humor

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    Off topic but no humor

    Local liq store has 1.75 of Jack Daniels on sale for $32, I bought one. Had the 1.75 in the floor board passenger side, when I opened the door out came the bottle JD all over the parking lot at work.


    Those are not tears of laughter


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    OUCH

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    My thoughts are with you.

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    Very very sorry for your loss...

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    You know how to make a grown man cry

    At least it wasn't Gentleman Jack
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    Quote Originally Posted by Elk Hunter View Post
    Local liq store has 1.75 of Jack Daniels on sale for $32, I bought one. Had the 1.75 in the floor board passenger side, when I opened the door out came the bottle JD all over the parking lot at work.


    Those are not tears of laughter
    Look on the bright side. At least it wasn't a good single malt Scotch.
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    Better Jack than something good like Maker's...
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    Alchohol abuse!
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    That was God telling you to man up and buy a good single malt scotch instead....

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    Any of these will do nicely.... I prefer Oban. I can appreciate any distillery they build a town around.
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    Any of these will do nicely.... I prefer Oban. I can appreciate any distillery they build a town around.
    Something tells me there aren't any straight streets in that town
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    Quote Originally Posted by Maxwell47 View Post
    Better Jack than something good like Maker's...
    I second in motion to this

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    I feel your pain, and you have my sympathy. But, just remember; next time USE YOUR SEATBELT!!
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    Did you have straw with you? Sponge ? Problem solved.

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    Evidently you have trouble carrying your liquor! :)

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    Quote Originally Posted by HKinNY View Post
    Did you have straw with you? Sponge ? Problem solved.
    No, really Officer, let me explain... =)
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