This is a discussion on Off topic but no humor within the Off Topic & Humor Discussion forums, part of the The Back Porch category; Local liq store has 1.75 of Jack Daniels on sale for $32, I bought one. Had the 1.75 in the floor board passenger side, when ...
Local liq store has 1.75 of Jack Daniels on sale for $32, I bought one. Had the 1.75 in the floor board passenger side, when I opened the door out came the bottle JD all over the parking lot at work.
Those are not tears of laughter
Very very sorry for your loss...
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If ye love wealth better than liberty, the tranquility of servitude than the animated contest of freedom, go from us in peace. We ask not your counsels or arms. Crouch down and lick the hands which feed you. May your chains sit lightly upon you, and may posterity forget that you were our countrymen.
You know how to make a grown man cry
At least it wasn't Gentleman Jack
NRA RSO & Certified Basic Pistol Instructor
Better Jack than something good like Maker's...
That was God telling you to man up and buy a good single malt scotch instead....
Any of these will do nicely.... I prefer Oban. I can appreciate any distillery they build a town around.
"I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched c-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain."
- Roy Batty
Something tells me there aren't any straight streets in that townAny of these will do nicely.... I prefer Oban. I can appreciate any distillery they build a town around.
"Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country,"
--Mayor Marion Barry, Washington , DC .
I feel your pain, and you have my sympathy. But, just remember; next time USE YOUR SEATBELT!!
"Gun control should mean hitting your target every time."
Please try to remember- I have a very dry sense of humor. It usually sounds mean, but isn't meant to be.
Did you have straw with you? Sponge ? Problem solved.
Evidently you have trouble carrying your liquor! :)