Local liq store has 1.75 of Jack Daniels on sale for $32, I bought one. Had the 1.75 in the floor board passenger side, when I opened the door out came the bottle JD all over the parking lot at work.
Those are not tears of laughter![]()
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Local liq store has 1.75 of Jack Daniels on sale for $32, I bought one. Had the 1.75 in the floor board passenger side, when I opened the door out came the bottle JD all over the parking lot at work.
Those are not tears of laughter![]()
Very very sorry for your loss...
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Been calling it like I see it since 1988 and I don't plan on stopping anytime soon.
You know how to make a grown man cry![]()
At least it wasn't Gentleman Jack
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Better Jack than something good like Maker's...![]()
That was God telling you to man up and buy a good single malt scotch instead....
Glenlivet
Glenfiddich
Oban
MacCallan
Any of these will do nicely.... I prefer Oban. I can appreciate any distillery they build a town around.
"I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched c-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain."
- Roy Batty
Something tells me there aren't any straight streets in that townAny of these will do nicely.... I prefer Oban. I can appreciate any distillery they build a town around.
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I feel your pain, and you have my sympathy. But, just remember; next time USE YOUR SEATBELT!!
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Please take everything I say with at least one grain of salt- I am a very sarcastic person with a very dry sense of humor.
Did you have straw with you? Sponge ? Problem solved.
Evidently you have trouble carrying your liquor! :)