Are you a Democrat, Republican or Southerner?

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    I'm a Southerner in Sacramento, so the scenario would have been different.

    The crazed terrorist would have gotten into my personal space with the ruse of panhandling me, then stabbed me in the back as I turned to flee, since I would be helpless to legally defend myself. Then he would have calmly proclaimed, "Praise Allah, M*%$F#@$."

    On second thought; I'm sure he would have seen reason, as soon as I said, "Now hold on a minute, buddy! That knife is over the legal length! You're not allowed to assault anyone with it!" At which point he would have been overcome with shock and awe at my legal acumen, and slunk away with his tail twixt his legs.

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    Born in California, Southerner by the definition, and I do have a Glock .40! I am 2 hours South of TattooWings, and we are all heavily armed! TW, come on down!
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    that is very funny and would have to agree and ask why would i carry a glock? they not to my liking.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SixBravo View Post
    LMAO! "Nice grouping, daddy!!!" hahahah I love it!
    Note that she complimented him on the second emptying of the magazine, too. A "daddy's" girl.
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    Quote Originally Posted by TattooWings View Post
    I'm a Southerner in Sacramento, so the scenario would have been different.

    The crazed terrorist would have gotten into my personal space with the ruse of panhandling me, then stabbed me in the back as I turned to flee, since I would be helpless to legally defend myself. Then he would have calmly proclaimed, "Praise Allah, M*%$F#@$."

    On second thought; I'm sure he would have seen reason, as soon as I said, "Now hold on a minute, buddy! That knife is over the legal length! You're not allowed to assault anyone with it!" At which point he would have been overcome with shock and awe at my legal acumen, and slunk away with his tail twixt his legs.

    That's funny stuff TattooWings, funny stuff!
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    I reckon since I'm a native Texan, I'd be a southerner too. I must say though that my jeans generally cover the wasteband of my underwear, so the Glock would not likely work for me.
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    Quote Originally Posted by lowflyer View Post
    I reckon since I'm a native Texan, I'd be a southerner too. I must say though that my jeans generally cover the wasteband of my underwear, so the Glock would not likely work for me.
    Definitely! Wouldn't want to risk SIWS: self-inflicted wedgie syndrome. Ouch.
    Your best weapon is your brain. Don't leave home without it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by FiringDragon View Post
    That's funny stuff TattooWings, funny stuff!
    Thank you, sir. I'm only armed with a painful sense of humor at the moment... and try to only offend with substance.

    And "swiftyjuan"; Thank you for the invite. Hopefully, I'll be Alabama bound shortly. Now if I can interest anyone in a 3 bedroom/2 bath house in Sacramento... No no. Sorry. I'm not trying to break the non-commercial rule here!

    Looking forward to being a resident Southerner ASAP!

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    Southerner, after all I live in the south (of Florida).

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