Are you a Democrat, Republican or Southerner?

Are you a Democrat, Republican or Southerner?

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    Are you a Democrat, Republican or Southerner?

    Are you a Democrat, Republican or Southerner?


    Here is a little test that will help you decide. The answer can be found by posing the following question:

    You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children. Suddenly, an Islamic Terrorist with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, praises Allah, raises the knife, and charges at you. You are carrying a Glock cal 40, and you are an expert shot. You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family. What do you do?

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    Democrat's Answer:

    Well, that's not enough information to answer the question! Does the man look poor! Or oppressed? Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack? Could we run away? What does my wife think? What about the kids? Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his hand? What does the law say about this situation? Does the Glock have appropriate safety built into it? Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does this send to society and to my children? Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me? Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound me? If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while he was stabbing me? Should I call 911? Why is this street so deserted? We need to raise taxes, have a paint and weed day and make this a happier, healthier street that would discourage such behavior.

    This is all so confusing! I need to debate this with some friends for few days and try to come to a consensus.

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    Republican's Answer:

    BANG!

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    Southerner's Answer:

    BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!

    click................

    (sounds of reloading.) BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!

    BANG! click.

    Daughter: "Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those the Winchester Silver Tips or Hollow Points?"

    Son: "Can I shoot the next one?"

    Wife: "You ain't taking that to the Taxidermist!"
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    Shoot Straight


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    LMAO! "Nice grouping, daddy!!!" hahahah I love it!
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    Yee haa for the Southerner!!!!

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    I'm pretty sure I'm OK not mounting that one...
    eschew obfuscation

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    I guess I'd be a southerner. I'm clueless as to why I'd have a Glock .40 though.

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    When I saw the title, I thought of my usual answer. I'm an "American". I vote based upon whoever seems to know what their doing.

    After reading the example, I'm definately a Southerner. Yup.
    "To my mind it is wholly irresponsible to go into the world incapable of preventing violence, injury, crime, and death. How feeble is the mindset to accept defenselessness. How unnatural. How cheap. How cowardly. How pathetic." Ted Nugent

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    H*ll Yeah,

    Southern born and raised.

    Well that's not exactly the point, but yes, count me with the Southern crowd.
    "fundamental principle of American law that a government and its agents are under no general duty to provide public services, such as police protection, to any individual citizen." [Warren v. District of Columbia,(D.C. Ct. of Ap., 1981)]
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    Born in the North, live in the Southwest now, Southerner by choice!!!
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    American by birth; Southern Redneck by choice.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SammyIamToday View Post
    I guess I'd be a southerner. I'm clueless as to why I'd have a Glock .40 though.
    Yeah, me too.......On both counts.
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    I guess that would put me between Republican and Southern. I, like Sam can't understand how I got this Glock, though ;-)
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    Southern Republican.
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    Sig totin' Yankee Lib'rul boi Jeeziz! 'Cept the Republican is right (just this once) about the "BANG"!

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    Being a hick (and a Federalist) I would rather stick with a couple .45's, but pretty funny
    "[T]he people are not to be disarmed of their weapons.
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    Zacharia Johnson (speech in the Virginia Ratifying Convention,25 June 1778)"The best we can hope for concerning the people at large is that they be properly armed." ~Alexander Hamilton

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    Are you a Democrat, Republican or Southerner?
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