The Night Before Christmas

The Night Before Christmas

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    Wink The Night Before Christmas

    This was*sent*to me at work . It was written by one of the Officers at the State Penitentiary at Walla Walla, Washington.

    T’was the night Before Christmas
    And all through the Pen
    Not an inmate was stirring
    Because count cleared at ten

    The*pole*lights were shinning
    Bright through the night
    Ensuring no inmate
    Would get out tonight

    Sarge in his office
    Officers on the tiers
    Had just started checking
    For inmate made beer

    When out of the radio
    There arose such a racket
    Someone’s on the roof
    In a big bright red jacket

    We ran up the stairs
    Then out through the door
    We yelled at the man
    Get down on the floor

    The man that we saw
    Was not lively and quick
    He was covered in soot
    This could not be ST. Nick

    He jumped into a sleigh
    Yelled this just isn't right
    My Sleigh cannot carry
    This much coal tonight

    Then we heard him exclaim
    As he flew out of sight
    Thank for keeping them*
    Locked up tonight
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