Speaking of bags of vinegar & water...
It's like a pageant sash! Wonder if he's wearing tactical high heels?
And he was Miss North Carolina in the Miss USA pagent in 2001... :gah:
I looked up your reference and just have to ask... Who the hell is Monica Palumbo?
I know, having to explain jokes sucks...
A target pined to the front and back would be a nice addition as well.
Oh, my Lord! :blink:
I am waiting for a cape.
The only other OMG we could see would be a very large tatoo in a rather conspicuous spot that says :
"I am a Concealed Carry person"
Man, you guys are just now seeing this?
I never wear a sash without my tactical pumps!
Dude..I am SO serious...I read the title and thought "Please, not the CCW sash". Not kidding.