man burned down house to keep woman from moving in

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    man burned down house to keep woman from moving in

    Not gun related but too funny not to share.

    I know I can be a Biotch sometimes.....but this honey must have been a real jewel?

    Police say Tampa man burned down house to keep woman from moving in - Tampa Bay Times

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    He couldn't stop her from moving in? I'm missing something here...oh wait, he's an idiot!
    He would have been better off to just give her the house and walk away!
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    A hunka, hunka, burning love.
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    I got it --- he doesn't mind getting the "goods" she has but he doesn't want her moving in! No way, then they start bossing him around! Can't have that!
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    This message board really needs to add another page for articles like this that have nothing to do with self defense. These articles have a place, just not right here.
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    Belongs in off topic.
    Rats!
    It could be worse!
    I suppose

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    Dude, you don't leave your dog in the house if you are going to set it on fire .... wonder what drugs he was on.

    I'm not sure he should be charged with arson for burning his own house down... it's his house.

    He should have trained the dog to keep her out of the house.

    I do understand the feeling, I have had 3 different women who wanted to "move in" and we didn't have any relationship close to that level.... depending upon his age, as they get older ... they get pushier about moving in with someone who will take care of them. At age of 50, the ratio of single males to single women... is about 1-8 & 1-10 in some areas. At 60, the ratio is about 1-12, and it keeps increasing every year from there.
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    nope .. killed his dog in the house..burned his legs..burned down a rental...booze

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    Sweet the Mrs and I are headed to Tampa tomorrow. We will have to drive by and look.

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    He needs some training on making choices, his are not very good at this time.
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    Quote Originally Posted by CaptSmith View Post
    nope .. killed his dog in the house..burned his legs..burned down a rental...booze
    a rental ? Oooops, arson charges and I'm betting the ins. co . and owner are real happy now.
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    You just can't make this stuff up. Prayers sent for the dog.
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    Quote Originally Posted by jackson85746 View Post
    A hunka, hunka, burning love.
    Thank you. Thank you very much.



    That dude was twisted. He burned a (hunka, hunka) home to the ground that wasn't his, to keep a woman (that wasn't his) from moving in, AND he fried his dog? He shoulda stayed in that night...
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    I guess telling her "No you can't move in" was more difficult than burning down somebody elses house and killing a dog,this mental midget needs to spend a lot of time in timeout,and be required to pay back damages.What an Idiot
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    He also told officers his dog, a female pit bull, was still inside the burning house. It died.
    Well, at least there's one fewer of those damned things to worry about.

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