A fool and his money is soon parted

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    A fool and his money is soon parted

    Especially when the fool is trying to use a $1,000,000 bill to buy stuff at walmart

    Cops: Man tried to use $1M bill at NC Walmart - Yahoo! News
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    I wonder who's "portrait" was on it.

    Wal-mart employees refused it because they didn't have enough change to give the guy after his purchase.

    I can almost hear from the Checkout guy, "Dude, you got anything smaller???"
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    And if he really did have a cool mil to blow... Walmart!? really?

    Maybe he just figured that was were they would make his change most likely.
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    Quote Originally Posted by JoJoGunn View Post
    I wonder who's "portrait" was on it.

    Wal-mart employees refused it because they didn't have enough change to give the guy after his purchase.

    I can almost hear from the Checkout guy, "Dude, you got anything smaller???"
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