Defective newspaper.

Defective newspaper.

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    Defective newspaper.

    My wife had a defective newspaper Friday. She couldn't read it because of a large black spot in the middle of it.



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    I hope the delivery people were able to deliver a replacement!

    We had a somewhat similar problem, an orange member of the same gang devoured our Christmas presents.

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    At least he isn't trying to mate with your beagle


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    I have a 10 yr old male which is a Himalayan..... he's still convinced he's a dog, and the boss. I swear he acts like a dog rather than a cat. When the 3 dogs eat, he will walk in and expect them to get out of his way.... the funny thing is, they will too.

    If I'm reading and he's wanting attention, he will do the same thing ... and plant himself right in the middle of it. At which point, he gets reminded I"m the alpha.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Eagleks View Post
    I have a 10 yr old male which is a Himalayan..... he's still convinced he's a dog, and the boss. I swear he acts like a dog rather than a cat. When the 3 dogs eat, he will walk in and expect them to get out of his way.... the funny thing is, they will too.

    If I'm reading and he's wanting attention, he will do the same thing ... and plant himself right in the middle of it. At which point, he gets reminded I"m the alpha.
    He only lets you think your the alpha.
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