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Post By Bubbiesdad
January 1st, 2012 04:36 PM
My wife had a defective newspaper Friday. She couldn't read it because of a large black spot in the middle of it.
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January 1st, 2012 04:45 PM
I hope the delivery people were able to deliver a replacement!
We had a somewhat similar problem, an orange member of the same gang devoured our Christmas presents.
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January 1st, 2012 04:59 PM
At least he isn't trying to mate with your beagle
January 1st, 2012 05:04 PM
Gotta watch them fur-balls!
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January 1st, 2012 05:18 PM
I have a 10 yr old male which is a Himalayan..... he's still convinced he's a dog, and the boss. I swear he acts like a dog rather than a cat. When the 3 dogs eat, he will walk in and expect them to get out of his way.... the funny thing is, they will too.
If I'm reading and he's wanting attention, he will do the same thing ... and plant himself right in the middle of it. At which point, he gets reminded I"m the alpha.
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January 1st, 2012 09:27 PM
He only lets you think your the alpha.
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