LEO ATTACKED with a stuffed monkey!

LEO ATTACKED with a stuffed monkey!

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    LEO ATTACKED with a stuffed monkey!

    You can't make this stuff up...

    Story here
    Rats!
    It could be worse!
    I suppose


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    "he allegedly hit the officer in the face with a monkey."

    I wonder if hitting the perp in the face with a pie would be the proper escalation of force?
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    Quote Originally Posted by WHEC724 View Post
    "he allegedly hit the officer in the face with a monkey."

    I wonder if hitting the perp in the face with a pie would be the proper escalation of force?
    Nope. Force continuum requires a rubber chicken!
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    Quote Originally Posted by oakchas View Post
    You can't make this stuff up...
    So true!
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    Proper escalation would be a stuffed gorilla, just up the caliber!
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    I hope nobody spanked the monkey

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    Well, in Texas, our Use of Force Continuum is a bit different.

    They pull Monkey, we go Baboon.
    They pull Baboon, we go Gorilla.
    They pull Gorilla, we go Yeti and or Sasquatch.

    After that, we really should be calling out the SWAT boys and let them unleash Rhino or Elephant on their arses....
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    Quote Originally Posted by lordofwyr View Post
    Well, in Texas, our Use of Force Continuum is a bit different.

    They pull Monkey, we go Baboon.
    They pull Baboon, we go Gorilla.
    They pull Gorilla, we go Yeti and or Sasquatch.

    After that, we really should be calling out the SWAT boys and let them unleash Rhino or Elephant on their arses....
    Yeah, but see, most ever'body's got a rubber chicken... Not so many have the complete set of primates to go to... and then they're probably in the safe...
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    Is it possible it could have been an assault monkey?
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    Probably a tactical monkey.
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    Thank god it wasn't a trunk monkey,coulda been real ugly real quick
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    Is it possible it could have been an assault monkey?

    Probably a tactical monkey.
    Oh no, an EBM (Evil Black Monkey)
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    I would have just mentioned that you were an idiot for bring a stuffed monkey to a Taser fight...

    right before I pulled the trigger.
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    I always carry a couple of plastic bananas with me in order to circumvent any stuffed monkey attacks.
    Toss those on the ground and that will keep any stuffed monkey occupied while you make your escape.

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    As soon as the TSA hears about this, stuffed monkeys will be added to the list of banned items on planes, just like cupcakes. Someone could attack the crew and attempt to take over the plane with a stuffed attack monkey!
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