Greatest Pistol Ever Conceived!

This is a discussion on Greatest Pistol Ever Conceived! within the Off Topic & Humor Discussion forums, part of the The Back Porch category; The future of self defense carrying options is about to be narrowed down to a single, end all pistol/caliber that everyone can use to blow ...

Page 1 of 3 123 LastLast
Results 1 to 15 of 32
Like Tree14Likes

Thread: Greatest Pistol Ever Conceived!

  1. #1
    New Member Array CDWolfe's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2012
    Location
    Alabama
    Posts
    13

    Greatest Pistol Ever Conceived!

    The future of self defense carrying options is about to be narrowed down to a single, end all pistol/caliber that everyone can use to blow the 10 ring out of a target up to 25 yards away! Introducing the 2015 prototype DRT-22!

    Three round burst fire .22 LR with a 60 round mini-drum, good for 20 bursts. The featherweight DRT-22 utilizes super-secret .22 LR armor piercing, explosive tipped cartridges that guarantee at least 12" of penetration, 1" wound channels per bullet, and a high frequency "neuro-scrambler" that completely shuts down all brain functions.

    The DRT-22 is so advanced (since it originated in Area 51 test labs) that anyone utilizing it feels 0 recoil and all rounds hit their targets via Laser Assisted Centrifugal Killing Specialized Kryptonian Incendiary Lateral Lobbing technology...or L.A.C.K. S.K.I.L.L. for short!


  2. Remove Ads

  3. #2
    Member Array genauwiedu's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2012
    Location
    WI
    Posts
    182
    ???
    yooperdug likes this.

  4. #3
    Member Array helderberg's Avatar
    Join Date
    Sep 2011
    Location
    New York
    Posts
    183
    But what is the Price?
    Frank.

  5. #4
    Distinguished Member Array RevolvingMag's Avatar
    Join Date
    Mar 2011
    Location
    Rock Hill, SC- Across Town From Where All the Homicides Happen
    Posts
    1,263
    I want one!!

    Just because. It's kinda like owning a Barrett- you don't need one...but you NEED one.
    "Rock and load, lock and roll... what's it matter? FIRE!!"

    "Gun control means hitting your target every time."

    Please take everything I say with at least one grain of salt- I am a very sarcastic person with a very dry sense of humor.

  6. #5
    Member Array lowercase's Avatar
    Join Date
    May 2011
    Location
    Washington
    Posts
    403
    I already have 2 of them. I keep them in my tactical wheelbarrow.

    Sorry, no pics. My camera broke today.
    surefire7 likes this.

  7. #6
    VIP Member Array rammerjammer's Avatar
    Join Date
    Oct 2009
    Location
    Omaha, Nebraska
    Posts
    3,217
    I call shenanigans. Total BS from a new member. Let me guess, he saw it online or on a video game. Or better yet its the gun he used to rescue an alien from the evil clutches of Area 51.
    "Was there no end to the conspiracy of irrational prejudice against Red Ryder and his peacemaker?"

    Revolvers, “more elegant weapons for a more civilized age.”

  8. #7
    Senior Member Array bunker's Avatar
    Join Date
    Feb 2010
    Location
    work
    Posts
    797
    Pics or it didnt happen... just sayin'
    "6 P's of self defense "
    Prior Planning Prevents Piss Poor Performance

  9. #8
    Senior Member Array Ramjet's Avatar
    Join Date
    Dec 2011
    Location
    NE Wisconsin
    Posts
    598
    Shot show 2012 I think

  10. #9
    Senior Member Array Cold Shot's Avatar
    Join Date
    Apr 2011
    Location
    Texas
    Posts
    875
    Quote Originally Posted by rammerjammer View Post
    I call shenanigans. Total BS from a new member. Let me guess, he saw it online or on a video game. Or better yet its the gun he used to rescue an alien from the evil clutches of Area 51.
    he's obviously joking. they're called trolls. welcome to the internet.
    BritishAgent likes this.

  11. #10
    VIP Member Array 10thmtn's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2009
    Location
    USA
    Posts
    5,671
    Puh-leeeez. Another outdated slug thrower. Hardly better than throwing a rock.

    It's got nothing on my phaser. Infinite variable power settings...from "light toast" all the way to "vaporize." And it runs forever on a single AAA battery.

    So there.




    Eaglebeak and l1a1 like this.
    The more good folks carry guns, the fewer shots the crazies can get off.
    www.armedcitizensnetwork.org - member
    Glock 30, 19, 26; Ruger LCP (2), LCR, Mini 14; Remington 870; Marlin 336 .30-30
    CT Lasers

  12. #11
    VIP Member Array CLASS3NH's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2005
    Location
    Southern New Hampshire
    Posts
    4,180
    Quote Originally Posted by CDWolfe View Post
    The future of self defense carrying options is about to be narrowed down to a single, end all pistol/caliber that everyone can use to blow the 10 ring out of a target up to 25 yards away! Introducing the 2015 prototype DRT-22!

    Three round burst fire .22 LR with a 60 round mini-drum, good for 20 bursts. The featherweight DRT-22 utilizes super-secret .22 LR armor piercing, explosive tipped cartridges that guarantee at least 12" of penetration, 1" wound channels per bullet, and a high frequency "neuro-scrambler" that completely shuts down all brain functions.

    The DRT-22 is so advanced (since it originated in Area 51 test labs) that anyone utilizing it feels 0 recoil and all rounds hit their targets via Laser Assisted Centrifugal Killing Specialized Kryptonian Incendiary Lateral Lobbing technology...or L.A.C.K. S.K.I.L.L. for short!

    one word for this: TROLL
    Why Waltz when you can Rock-N-Roll

  13. #12
    Member Array gunguy82's Avatar
    Join Date
    Oct 2011
    Location
    in hiding
    Posts
    126
    Where's the nipple twister
    And so when man and horse go down beneath a saber keen, or in a roaring charge of fierce melee you stop a bullet clean, and the hostiles come to get your scalp, just empty your canteen, put your pistol to your head and go to Fiddlers green. U.S Army Cavalry

  14. #13
    Distinguished Member Array Arborigine's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jul 2010
    Location
    Calaveras County, California
    Posts
    1,383
    Quote Originally Posted by rammerjammer View Post
    I call shenanigans. .
    I had better get my broom!

  15. #14
    VIP Member Array mcp1810's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2007
    Location
    Texas
    Posts
    4,745
    I heard there might even be a Gecko45 commemorative edition!
    Infowars- Proving David Hannum right on a daily basis

  16. #15
    VIP Member
    Array gunthorp's Avatar
    Join Date
    Aug 2005
    Location
    home office
    Posts
    2,355
    When I got shot with one it went right through the Kevlar plates in my personal protection polo shirt. DRT.
    Liberty, Property, or Death - Jonathan Gardner's powder horn inscription 1776

    Tu ne cede malis, sed contra audentior ito.
    ("Do not give in to evil but proceed ever more boldly against it.")
    -Virgil, Aeneid, vi, 95

Page 1 of 3 123 LastLast

Links

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •  

Search tags for this page

.22 armor piercing
,
.22 lr armor piercing
,
22 lr armor piercing
,

22lr armor piercing

,
22lr cal. armor piercing
,
ap 22lr ammo
,
armor piercing .22
,
armor piercing .22 bullets
,

armor piercing .22 lr

,
armor piercing 22
,

armor piercing 22 lr

,

armor piercing 22lr

Click on a term to search for related topics.