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The future of self defense carrying options is about to be narrowed down to a single, end all pistol/caliber that everyone can use to blow the 10 ring out of a target up to 25 yards away! Introducing the 2015 prototype DRT-22!
Three round burst fire .22 LR with a 60 round mini-drum, good for 20 bursts. The featherweight DRT-22 utilizes super-secret .22 LR armor piercing, explosive tipped cartridges that guarantee at least 12" of penetration, 1" wound channels per bullet, and a high frequency "neuro-scrambler" that completely shuts down all brain functions.
The DRT-22 is so advanced (since it originated in Area 51 test labs) that anyone utilizing it feels 0 recoil and all rounds hit their targets via Laser Assisted Centrifugal Killing Specialized Kryptonian Incendiary Lateral Lobbing technology...or L.A.C.K. S.K.I.L.L. for short!
But what is the Price?
I want one!!
Just because. It's kinda like owning a Barrett- you don't need one...but you NEED one.
"Gun control should mean hitting your target every time."
Please try to remember- I have a very dry sense of humor. It usually sounds mean, but isn't meant to be.
I already have 2 of them. I keep them in my tactical wheelbarrow.
Sorry, no pics. My camera broke today.
I call shenanigans. Total BS from a new member. Let me guess, he saw it online or on a video game. Or better yet its the gun he used to rescue an alien from the evil clutches of Area 51.
Pics or it didnt happen... just sayin'
"6 P's of self defense "
Prior Planning Prevents Piss Poor Performance
Puh-leeeez. Another outdated slug thrower. Hardly better than throwing a rock.
It's got nothing on my phaser. Infinite variable power settings...from "light toast" all the way to "vaporize." And it runs forever on a single AAA battery.
The number of people killed because they didn't have "enough gun" is dwarfed by those who had none at all.
Where's the nipple twister
And so when man and horse go down beneath a saber keen, or in a roaring charge of fierce melee you stop a bullet clean, and the hostiles come to get your scalp, just empty your canteen, put your pistol to your head and go to Fiddlers green. U.S Army Cavalry
I heard there might even be a Gecko45 commemorative edition!
Infowars- Proving David Hannum right on a daily basis
When I got shot with one it went right through the Kevlar plates in my personal protection polo shirt. DRT.
Liberty, Property, or Death - Jonathan Gardner's powder horn inscription 1776
Tu ne cede malis, sed contra audentior ito.
("Do not give in to evil but proceed ever more boldly against it.")
-Virgil, Aeneid, vi, 95