Greatest Pistol Ever Conceived!

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  1. January 17th, 2012 08:53 PM #1
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    Greatest Pistol Ever Conceived!

    The future of self defense carrying options is about to be narrowed down to a single, end all pistol/caliber that everyone can use to blow the 10 ring out of a target up to 25 yards away! Introducing the 2015 prototype DRT-22!

    Three round burst fire .22 LR with a 60 round mini-drum, good for 20 bursts. The featherweight DRT-22 utilizes super-secret .22 LR armor piercing, explosive tipped cartridges that guarantee at least 12" of penetration, 1" wound channels per bullet, and a high frequency "neuro-scrambler" that completely shuts down all brain functions.

    The DRT-22 is so advanced (since it originated in Area 51 test labs) that anyone utilizing it feels 0 recoil and all rounds hit their targets via Laser Assisted Centrifugal Killing Specialized Kryptonian Incendiary Lateral Lobbing technology...or L.A.C.K. S.K.I.L.L. for short!

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    I want one!!

    Just because. It's kinda like owning a Barrett- you don't need one...but you NEED one.
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    I already have 2 of them. I keep them in my tactical wheelbarrow.

    Sorry, no pics. My camera broke today.
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  7. January 17th, 2012 09:59 PM #6
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    I call shenanigans. Total BS from a new member. Let me guess, he saw it online or on a video game. Or better yet its the gun he used to rescue an alien from the evil clutches of Area 51.
    I don't carry a gun to look for or start a fight. I carry one to finish a fight I never wanted to be in.
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    Pics or it didnt happen... just sayin'
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    Quote Originally Posted by rammerjammer View Post
    I call shenanigans. Total BS from a new member. Let me guess, he saw it online or on a video game. Or better yet its the gun he used to rescue an alien from the evil clutches of Area 51.
    he's obviously joking. they're called trolls. welcome to the internet.
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    Puh-leeeez. Another outdated slug thrower. Hardly better than throwing a rock.

    It's got nothing on my phaser. Infinite variable power settings...from "light toast" all the way to "vaporize." And it runs forever on a single AAA battery.

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    Quote Originally Posted by CDWolfe View Post
    The future of self defense carrying options is about to be narrowed down to a single, end all pistol/caliber that everyone can use to blow the 10 ring out of a target up to 25 yards away! Introducing the 2015 prototype DRT-22!

    Three round burst fire .22 LR with a 60 round mini-drum, good for 20 bursts. The featherweight DRT-22 utilizes super-secret .22 LR armor piercing, explosive tipped cartridges that guarantee at least 12" of penetration, 1" wound channels per bullet, and a high frequency "neuro-scrambler" that completely shuts down all brain functions.

    The DRT-22 is so advanced (since it originated in Area 51 test labs) that anyone utilizing it feels 0 recoil and all rounds hit their targets via Laser Assisted Centrifugal Killing Specialized Kryptonian Incendiary Lateral Lobbing technology...or L.A.C.K. S.K.I.L.L. for short!

    one word for this: TROLL
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    Quote Originally Posted by rammerjammer View Post
    I call shenanigans. .
    I had better get my broom!
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    I heard there might even be a Gecko45 commemorative edition!
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    When I got shot with one it went right through the Kevlar plates in my personal protection polo shirt. DRT.
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