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"If guns cause crime then all of mine are defective."
This is a discussion on Love this quote within the Off Topic & Humor Discussion forums, part of the The Back Porch category; Don't know if this has been posted here before or not, but I saw this and just had to share........ "If guns cause crime then ...
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Love these from Larry The Cable Guy "If guns kill people,then I can blame misspelled words on my pencil and Guns don't kill people,Husbands that come home early do.
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Mine only goes bang when I put my finger on the trigger and pull it! Isn't that how it's susposed to work?
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My favorite is one a friend of mine use to have posted in his cubicle at work. It was a cartoon drawing looking into the windshield of a car with a terrified looking girl in the passengers seat and Ted Kennedy driving, and the caption said "Ted Kennedy's car has killed more people than my guns!"Some of the younger members out there might not get it, but us old geezers understand.
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You'd think these would sink into even the thickest of skulls, but apparently it seems it never will to most anti's. If the classic "If you outlaw guns then only outlaws will have guns" doesn't make sense to them, then I fear nothing probably will.
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Do you mean "The Chappaquiddick chicken"?Originally Posted by JDE101
My favorite is one a friend of mine use to have posted in his cubicle at work. It was a cartoon drawing looking into the windshield of a car with a terrified looking girl in the passengers seat and Ted Kennedy driving, and the caption said "Ted Kennedy's car has killed more people than my guns!"
"The Second Amendment: America's Original Homeland Security"
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I take offense to this. I'd appreciate it if you would be more respectful to one of our nation's most revered politicians.My favorite is one a friend of mine use to have posted in his cubicle at work. It was a cartoon drawing looking into the windshield of a car with a terrified looking girl in the passengers seat and Ted Kennedy driving, and the caption said "Ted Kennedy's car has killed more people than my guns!"
Besides, he's been 2 1/2 years sober now.
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If guns kill people, then the spoon made Rosie O'Donnell fat.
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Here's one for you,,
Why is it our children cannot read the Bible At school, but they can read it in Prison???????
If you want to make God laugh, tell him your plans.
Washington didn't use his freedom of speech to defeat the British, He shot them!
Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it whether it exists or not, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy." -- Ernest Benn
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How bout this one.....but officer why are you ticketing me, it was the car that was speeding......
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