WWJC: What Would Jesus Carry?

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    I am going to go with the powerful H2O, as his tool of choice!

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    I know this is in fun and all, but I'm afraid the rocks would cry out if I didn't state what he did and still would carry:

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    Quote Originally Posted by Eaglebeak View Post
    I think such a question pretty much flies in the face of who Jesus really was and the peace he sought for mankind.

    I think carrying only his shepherd's staff served him well to guide his flock; and if more of his flock practiced his teachings, we wouldn't need guns except for putting food on the table.
    Exactly. He carried the most powerful weapon ever conceived...God's word.

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    Quote Originally Posted by glockman10mm View Post
    Another possibility would be the Glock, for it's resistance to salt water and sand.
    Besides that, it is righteous and holy and pleasing to God.

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    A desert Eagle, in .357 magnum..
    "He that hath no sword, let him sell his garment, and buy one." – Luke 22:36

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    This whole thread is offensive.

    If you think Jesus would have carried a gun, then obviously you don't understand his message.
    "Was there no end to the conspiracy of irrational prejudice against Red Ryder and his peacemaker?"

    Revolvers, “more elegant weapons for a more civilized age.”

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    Quote Originally Posted by rammerjammer View Post
    This whole thread is offensive.

    If you think Jesus would have carried a gun, then obviously you don't understand his message.
    Lighten up Francis, it's just for fun.
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    Ignorance is a long way from stupid, but left unchecked, can get there real fast.

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    There are already 7 (a sacred biblical number) post deletes in this thread. I'm taking that as a sign from above that it's time to close this thread.

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