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I'm going to say a Colt Defender.
This is a discussion on WWJC: What Would Jesus Carry? within the Off Topic & Humor Discussion forums, part of the The Back Porch category; Interesting little article: jesus | gun | doug giles | The Daily Caller I'm going to say a Colt Defender....
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Interesting little article: jesus | gun | doug giles | The Daily Caller
I'm going to say a Colt Defender.
US Air Force, 1986 - 2007
"To disarm the people is the best and most effective way to enslave them..." George Mason
I think such a question pretty much flies in the face of who Jesus really was and the peace he sought for mankind.
I think carrying only his shepherd's staff served him well to guide his flock; and if more of his flock practiced his teachings, we wouldn't need guns except for putting food on the table.
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Probably the same thing I do.WWJC: What Would Jesus Carry?
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Since he could work miracles, probably a super lightweigt magnum revolver made of ubertanium and loaded with the hottest 357 mag ammo made. Or, a cheap pocket gun loaded with Critical Crap ammo.
Ignorance is a long way from stupid, but left unchecked, can get there real fast.
A Jericho pistol comes to mind, or at least something made in the "Holy Land."
A man fires a rifle for many years, and he goes to war. And afterward he turns the rifle in at the armory, and he believes he's finished with the rifle. But no matter what else he might do with his hands - love a woman, build a house, change his son's diaper - his hands remember the rifle.
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He didn't need to carry.. he had a posse of 12 righteous dudes. And, if they whacked the wrong guy, The Man put the "fix" on it... no problemo.
I'd forgotten that he borrowed Indiana Jones' whip to waylay the "televangelists." But I s'pose when the BGs is all up in your crib, you gotta make it a bit more personal.
Read:
The Gift of Fear by Gavin De Becker
In The Gravest Extreme by Massad Ayoob
The Harbinger by Jonathan Cahn
From every encounter or scenario; yours, someone else's, real, or not...
LEARN SOMETHING FROM IT
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Probably and uzi, since he was Jewish.
Do not make this a religious debate
"Just blame Sixto"
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Amen to that brother.Let's not turn a fun, somewhat satirical article, into a religious discussion, or we get it closed down... and get ourselves in trouble
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What about Judas?Originally Posted by oakchas
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Another possibility would be the Glock, for it's resistance to salt water and sand.
Ignorance is a long way from stupid, but left unchecked, can get there real fast.
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That's an easy one.............1911 The Fist Of God.
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That's exactly what the content of the article is about. A debate between Doug who is Christian and the woman caller who is also Christian. Two sides of an argument using quotes from the bible to verify his point of view.
My deleted post showed both sides are correct in their point of view when using the bible for verification.
"Confidence is food for the wise man but liquor for the fool"
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Its a joke and as silly as the whole premise.
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