my submission for most idiotic crime ever

my submission for most idiotic crime ever

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    my submission for most idiotic crime ever

    "A North Carolina man faces felony charges after allegedly trying to pay for his Walmart purchases with a fake $1 million bill." as if there were genuine million dollar bills... From Legally Weird: Dumb Crime Archives


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    That is so dumb the DA may have a hard time getting a jury to believe the guy was not joking.
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    If I remember right, the clerk actually went in back to get change! That's when the manager saw the bill and knew it was fake.
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    he should have used a 1,000 dollar bill might have got change....
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    That link has a whole host of geniuses.

    Here is what a real $10,000 bill looks like. Largest bill printed used for transfers between Federal Reserve Banks.

    P1010007.jpg P1010008.jpg
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    that was too funny

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    He'll probably be elected by Illinois or New York.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hiram25 View Post
    He'll probably be elected by Illinois or New York.
    Oh, I expect. That's how their guys do business. And we all go in the tank with 'em.

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    In various antiques stores I have been to they sell $1,000,000 bills. Of course they are just a fun thing to have, but they are fairly real looking.
    Soooo, I go to my neighborhood bank and tender the million dollar bill and a deposit ticket for same to the teller. Just waiting for her expression. NADA! She enters my account on the computer screen and is typing in the amount when I come to my senses and yell..."Stop! We'll both be in deep doo doo if you deposit that!"
    We both then had a good chuckle, but dang that little prank almost back-fired on me.
    In her defense, she was a new teller....only two days on the job.

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    Quote Originally Posted by msgt/ret View Post
    That link has a whole host of geniuses.

    Here is what a real $10,000 bill looks like. Largest bill printed used for transfers between Federal Reserve Banks.

    P1010007.jpg P1010008.jpg

    Actually there was a $100,000 bill with Woodrow Wilson's portrait on it. Never a circulating note, it was a Gold Certificate used for Bank transfers.
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    Quote Originally Posted by JoJoGunn View Post
    Actually there was a $100,000 bill with Woodrow Wilson's portrait on it. Never a circulating note, it was a Gold Certificate used for Bank transfers.
    Here is a pic of one.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JoJoGunn View Post
    Actually there was a $100,000 bill with Woodrow Wilson's portrait on it. Never a circulating note, it was a Gold Certificate used for Bank transfers.
    Seems like there was formerly a casino in Las Vegas with 10 of these in a block of lucite... Anyone else recall this?

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