"A North Carolina man faces felony charges after allegedly trying to pay for his Walmart purchases with a fake $1 million bill." as if there were genuine million dollar bills... From Legally Weird: Dumb Crime Archives
This is a discussion on my submission for most idiotic crime ever within the Off Topic & Humor Discussion forums, part of the The Back Porch category; "A North Carolina man faces felony charges after allegedly trying to pay for his Walmart purchases with a fake $1 million bill." as if there ...
"A North Carolina man faces felony charges after allegedly trying to pay for his Walmart purchases with a fake $1 million bill." as if there were genuine million dollar bills... From Legally Weird: Dumb Crime Archives
"Is life so dear, or peace so sweet, as to be purchased at the price of chains and slavery?" Patrick Henry (ironically a slave owner), 1775 Mar 23.
That is so dumb the DA may have a hard time getting a jury to believe the guy was not joking.
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If I remember right, the clerk actually went in back to get change! That's when the manager saw the bill and knew it was fake.
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he should have used a 1,000 dollar bill might have got change....
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That link has a whole host of geniuses.
Here is what a real $10,000 bill looks like. Largest bill printed used for transfers between Federal Reserve Banks.
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He'll probably be elected by Illinois or New York.
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In various antiques stores I have been to they sell $1,000,000 bills. Of course they are just a fun thing to have, but they are fairly real looking.
Soooo, I go to my neighborhood bank and tender the million dollar bill and a deposit ticket for same to the teller. Just waiting for her expression. NADA! She enters my account on the computer screen and is typing in the amount when I come to my senses and yell..."Stop! We'll both be in deep doo doo if you deposit that!"
We both then had a good chuckle, but dang that little prank almost back-fired on me.
In her defense, she was a new teller....only two days on the job.
Here is a pic of one.
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When you have to shoot, shoot. Don't talk.
"Don't forget, incoming fire has the right of way."