This is a discussion on Thought this was kinda funny.. within the Off Topic & Humor Discussion forums, part of the The Back Porch category; President Barack Obama was in the Oval Office when his telephone rang. "Hello, President Obama (in a heavily accented southern voice) said. "This is Archie, ...
President Barack Obama was in the Oval Office when his telephone rang.
"Hello, President Obama (in a heavily accented southern voice) said. "This is Archie, down here at Joe's Catfish Shack in Mobile, and I am callin' to tell y'all that we are officially declaring war on y'all!"
"Well Archie," Barack replied, "This is indeed important news! How big
is your army?"
"Right now," said Archie, after a moments calculation, "there is
myself, my cousin Harold, my next-door-neighbor Randy, and the whole
dart team from Hooters. That makes eight!"
Barack paused. "I must tell you Archie that I have one million men in
my army waiting to move on my command."
"Wow" said Archie. "I'll have to call ya back!"
Sure enough the next day, Archie called again. Mr. Obama, the war
is still on! We have managed to acquire some infantry equipment!"
"And what equipment would that be Archie?" Barack asked.
"Well sir, we have two combines, a bulldozer, and Harry’s farm tractor."
President Obama sighed. "I must tell you Archie that I have 16,000
tanks and 14,000 armored personnel carriers. Also I've increased my army to one and a half million since we last spoke."
"Lord above" said Archie, "I'll be getting back to ya."
Sure enough, Archie called again the next day. President Obama!
I am sorry to have to tell you that we have had to call off this here war."
"I'm sorry to hear that" said Barack. "Why the sudden change of heart?"
Well, sir" said Archie, "we've all sat ourselves down and had a long
chat over sweet tea, and come to realize that there's just no way we can feed that many prisoners."
SOUTHERN CONFIDENCE CANNOT BE SHAKEN..
"He that hath no sword, let him sell his garment, and buy one." – Luke 22:36
"If a law is unjust, a man is not only right to disobey it, he is obligated to do so." – Thomas Jefferson
The dart league from Hooters would scare me.
"To my mind it is wholly irresponsible to go into the world incapable of preventing violence, injury, crime, and death. How feeble is the mindset to accept defenselessness. How unnatural. How cheap. How cowardly. How pathetic." Ted Nugent
The hooters from down at that Hooters would scare me
Wow, an Obama joke that isn't mean-spirited? Am I really on a gun forum?
Retired USAF E-8. Lighten up and enjoy life because:
Paranoia strikes deep, into your life it will creep. It starts when you're always afraid... Buffalo Springfield - For What It's Worth
Funny! Photos, we need photos! Of the Hooters Dart Team I mean.
You can educate ignorance, you can't fix stupid
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just say no to the cool-aid. you can think for your self. it is allowed.
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