Thought this was kinda funny..
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"Hello, President Obama (in a heavily accented southern voice) said. "This is Archie, ...
Post By gottabkiddin
February 7th, 2012 09:02 AM
Thought this was kinda funny..
President Barack Obama was in the Oval Office when his telephone rang.
"Hello, President Obama (in a heavily accented southern voice) said. "This is Archie, down here at Joe's Catfish Shack in Mobile, and I am callin' to tell y'all that we are officially declaring war on y'all!"
"Well Archie," Barack replied, "This is indeed important news! How big
is your army?"
"Right now," said Archie, after a moments calculation, "there is
myself, my cousin Harold, my next-door-neighbor Randy, and the whole
dart team from Hooters. That makes eight!"
Barack paused. "I must tell you Archie that I have one million men in
my army waiting to move on my command."
"Wow" said Archie. "I'll have to call ya back!"
Sure enough the next day, Archie called again. Mr. Obama, the war
is still on! We have managed to acquire some infantry equipment!"
"And what equipment would that be Archie?" Barack asked.
"Well sir, we have two combines, a bulldozer, and Harry’s farm tractor."
President Obama sighed. "I must tell you Archie that I have 16,000
tanks and 14,000 armored personnel carriers. Also I've increased my army to one and a half million since we last spoke."
"Lord above" said Archie, "I'll be getting back to ya."
Sure enough, Archie called again the next day. President Obama!
I am sorry to have to tell you that we have had to call off this here war."
"I'm sorry to hear that" said Barack. "Why the sudden change of heart?"
Well, sir" said Archie, "we've all sat ourselves down and had a long
chat over sweet tea, and come to realize that there's just no way we can feed that many prisoners."
SOUTHERN CONFIDENCE CANNOT BE SHAKEN..
"He that hath no sword, let him sell his garment, and buy one." – Luke 22:36
"If a law is unjust, a man is not only right to disobey it, he is obligated to do so." – Thomas Jefferson
February 7th, 2012 09:49 AM
February 7th, 2012 11:20 AM
The dart league from Hooters would scare me.
I haven’t heard any of the journalists who volunteered to be waterboarded asking to have their fingernails wrenched out with pliers, or electrodes attached to their genitals.
February 7th, 2012 02:22 PM
The hooters from down at that Hooters would scare me
February 7th, 2012 02:40 PM
Wow, an Obama joke that isn't mean-spirited? Am I really on a gun forum?
February 7th, 2012 05:23 PM
Retired USAF E-8. Lighten up and enjoy life because:
Paranoia strikes deep, into your heart it will creep. It starts when you're always afraid...
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February 8th, 2012 12:58 AM
Funny! Photos, we need photos! Of the Hooters Dart Team I mean.
You can educate ignorance, you can't fix stupid
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February 8th, 2012 03:13 AM
One errant dart and they would have to change the name to "Hooter"
Originally Posted by Hiram25
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February 8th, 2012 03:59 AM
just say no to the cool-aid. you can think for your self. it is allowed.
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