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    Thought this was kinda funny..

    President Barack Obama was in the Oval Office when his telephone rang.
    "Hello, President Obama (in a heavily accented southern voice) said. "This is Archie, down here at Joe's Catfish Shack in Mobile, and I am callin' to tell y'all that we are officially declaring war on y'all!"

    "Well Archie," Barack replied, "This is indeed important news! How big
    is your army?"

    "Right now," said Archie, after a moments calculation, "there is
    myself, my cousin Harold, my next-door-neighbor Randy, and the whole
    dart team from Hooters. That makes eight!"

    Barack paused. "I must tell you Archie that I have one million men in
    my army waiting to move on my command."

    "Wow" said Archie. "I'll have to call ya back!"

    Sure enough the next day, Archie called again. Mr. Obama, the war
    is still on! We have managed to acquire some infantry equipment!"

    "And what equipment would that be Archie?" Barack asked.

    "Well sir, we have two combines, a bulldozer, and Harry’s farm tractor."

    President Obama sighed. "I must tell you Archie that I have 16,000
    tanks and 14,000 armored personnel carriers. Also I've increased my army to one and a half million since we last spoke."

    "Lord above" said Archie, "I'll be getting back to ya."

    Sure enough, Archie called again the next day. President Obama!
    I am sorry to have to tell you that we have had to call off this here war."

    "I'm sorry to hear that" said Barack. "Why the sudden change of heart?"

    Well, sir" said Archie, "we've all sat ourselves down and had a long
    chat over sweet tea, and come to realize that there's just no way we can feed that many prisoners."

    SOUTHERN CONFIDENCE CANNOT BE SHAKEN..
    "He that hath no sword, let him sell his garment, and buy one." – Luke 22:36

    "If a law is unjust, a man is not only right to disobey it, he is obligated to do so." – Thomas Jefferson

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    The dart league from Hooters would scare me.
    Mark Twain:
    The government is merely a servant -- merely a temporary servant; it cannot be its prerogative to determine what is right and what is wrong, and decide who is a
    patriot and who isn't. Its function is to obey orders, not originate them.

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    The hooters from down at that Hooters would scare me

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    Wow, an Obama joke that isn't mean-spirited? Am I really on a gun forum?

    Good one!

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    Funny! Photos, we need photos! Of the Hooters Dart Team I mean.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hiram25 View Post
    Funny! Photos, we need photos! Of the Hooters Dart Team I mean.
    One errant dart and they would have to change the name to "Hooter"
    "Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country,"
    --Mayor Marion Barry, Washington , DC .

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    "mean-spirited?"

    just say no to the cool-aid. you can think for your self. it is allowed.
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