Rookie UK cop chases himself for 20 minutes

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    There's a reason He put those folks on an island.
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    did anyone check to see if he has a tail ?

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    Quote Originally Posted by l1a1 View Post
    Why am I hearing the music from the Benny Hill Show???
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    Look kids, Big Ben! Parliament!!
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    Thanks Rusty. I almost had coffee coming out my nose!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hiram25 View Post
    It would have gotten ugly if he'd caught himself!
    Especially if he resisted arrest, then the possibility of suing himself for police brutality if he lost his temper and beat himself into submission.

    My questions is, once handcuffed, how could he fill out the arrest report?
    "fundamental principle of American law that a government and its agents are under no general duty to provide public services, such as police protection, to any individual citizen." [Warren v. District of Columbia,(D.C. Ct. of Ap., 1981)]
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    It wasn't the cop's fault, it was Big Brother's fault.
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