I hope this is Photoshopped
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I was going through a few magazines the other day down at the local Mosque.
I was really enjoying myself.
Then ...
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February 10th, 2012 05:07 AM
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Originally Posted by
OD*
I was going through a few magazines the other day down at the local Mosque.
I was really enjoying myself.
Then the rifle jammed.
made me snort my coffee... thanks!
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February 10th, 2012 05:07 AM
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February 10th, 2012 05:53 AM
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Anything goes over there...do something along those lines here and you'll be on Wolf Blitzer's news broadcast. Effing media.
Why?? Because at the last second, the Police are minutes away.
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February 10th, 2012 06:35 AM
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Originally Posted by
Yankeejib
Agreed, disgusting. Should we send in the troops to keep foreigners from expressing their own viewpoints on their own soil?
No need to send troops when we can just drop bombs as we fly by...
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February 10th, 2012 06:37 AM
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Perhaps we should start by cutting off the billions of aid we send to these country's, I'd like to think were cutting the head off the snake.
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February 10th, 2012 07:22 AM
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WD54241
Perhaps we should start by cutting off the billions of aid we send to these country's, I'd like to think were cutting the head off the snake.
I agree with that. Egypt get 1 B a year for defense. Against who? Isreal who we provide for their defense. A lot of our aid money is bribe money. The money Egypt gets was after the Camp David Accords. And plut the 1 B they get 25 B more for humanitarian aid
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February 10th, 2012 07:28 AM
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I agree with that. Egypt get 1 B a year for defense. Against who? Isreal who we provide for their defense. A lot of our aid money is bribe money. The money Egypt gets was after the Camp David Accords. And plut the 1 B they get 25 B more for humanitarian aid
Yup. A lot of the 'financial aid' that we provide is no different than giving a bully your lunch money, so he'll leave you alone that day. A practice that our politicians clearly brought forward from their childhood.
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February 10th, 2012 07:59 AM
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Originally Posted by
OD*
I was going through a few magazines the other day down at the local Mosque.
I was really enjoying myself.
Then the rifle jammed.
That's one of the better ones I've heard in some time.
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February 10th, 2012 08:02 AM
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Originally Posted by
multistage
That's one of the better ones I've heard in some time.
I wish I could take the credit for it.
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February 10th, 2012 08:16 AM
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Uh,Negative!,have actually found these in bizzares,would confi them and burn them in the street in front of Hadji!
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February 10th, 2012 08:27 AM
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Shoot him....
Thats not photoshoped.
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February 10th, 2012 12:23 PM
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No comment as it will only get me in trouble. I know what I would do and thats all that matters.
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February 10th, 2012 12:32 PM
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One of the most common things I saw for sale in the bazaars in Afghanistan (at least the ones near American bases) were small rugs depicting the burning towers, as well as scenes from the ensuing invasion. The troops bought them by the dozen.
In Brazil, McDonald's has a promotion once a year called "McDia Feliz," or McHappy Day. I was out at a pub one evening and saw a guy wearing a McDia Feliz t-shirt, with a big "golden arches" design on it. Upon closer inspection, the arches traced the routes of two airplanes, which were poised to crash into the top of two tall, rectangular buildings. This scene, of course, was depicted above the words "Happy Day." It took all of my diplomatic skills - and a bit of strongarming - to keep a couple of my veteran companions from stomping that guys head in...
A man fires a rifle for many years, and he goes to war. And afterward he turns the rifle in at the armory, and he believes he's finished with the rifle. But no matter what else he might do with his hands - love a woman, build a house, change his son's diaper - his hands remember the rifle.

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February 10th, 2012 12:39 PM
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Originally Posted by
Mattmann
One more reason to nuke them until they glow then shoot them in the dark! We need to turn their desert into glass
Only problem with that is this; the "them" you refer to are here among us as well.
Guess at this point I'll pitch my tent in the "if you don't have something nice to say" camp.
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February 10th, 2012 01:33 PM
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I would imagine that many of the people over there might feel that same way about the comments being made on this thread as we do about that t-shirt.
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February 10th, 2012 01:35 PM
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Wear stupid shirts may win stupid prizes
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i hope that was photoshopped
, i was going through a few magazines
the other day down at the local mosque.
i was really enjoying myself.
then the rif
, i was going through a few magazines the other day down at the local mosque.
, i was going through a few magazines the other day down at the local mosque.
i was really enjoying myself.
then the rif
, local mosque.
i was really enjoying myself.
then the rifle jammed.
, the other day i was going through magazines at the local mosque