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    Joke

    An old, blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake.
    He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a shot of Jack Daniels.
    After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, 'Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?'

    The bar immediately falls absolutely silent.

    In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says,

    'Before you tell that joke, Cowboy, I think it is only fair, Given that you are blind, that you should know five things:

    1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.

    2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.

    3. I'm a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.

    4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weight lifter.

    5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.

    Now, think about it seriously, Cowboy. Do you still wanna tell that blonde joke?'

    The blind cowboy thinks for a second, shakes his head and mutters, 'No...not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times.
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    HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! well played sir.....well played.
    Consider this stolen.

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    BTHT.
    Been there heard that.
    Still funny,,,,

    I'm married to a blond
    I would rather die with good men than hide with cowards
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    lol, that was good. i'm a big fan of blondes, however.

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    You're safe - I'm also married to a blonde - and she didn't get it.

    She wondered why a cowboy was in a female sports bar, and just how did he figure he could rope all those cows if he was blind??

    She's very inquisitive
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    LOL!!
    Why?? Because at the last second, the Police are minutes away.

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    Quote Originally Posted by oneshot View Post
    BTHT.
    Been there heard that.
    Still funny,,,,

    I'm married to a blond
    Has she affected your spelling?There's an e on blonde

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    I don't get it?







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    I have heard this one, but it's still a winner.

    I have.....well somewhat have blond(e) hair. I do have some tell tell signs of graying so incomplete blonde is my description.

    But, I'm a guy, so I got the joke right off. ****ducking*****
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