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He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a shot of ...
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Post By Eaglebeak
February 13th, 2012 10:40 PM
An old, blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake.
He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a shot of Jack Daniels.
After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, 'Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?'
The bar immediately falls absolutely silent.
In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says,
'Before you tell that joke, Cowboy, I think it is only fair, Given that you are blind, that you should know five things:
1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.
2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.
3. I'm a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weight lifter.
5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.
Now, think about it seriously, Cowboy. Do you still wanna tell that blonde joke?'
The blind cowboy thinks for a second, shakes his head and mutters, 'No...not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times.
February 13th, 2012 11:02 PM
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! well played sir.....well played.
Consider this stolen.
February 13th, 2012 11:10 PM
Been there heard that.
I'm married to a blond
I would rather die with good men than hide with cowards
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February 13th, 2012 11:55 PM
Liberty, Property, or Death - Jonathan Gardner's powder horn inscription 1776
Tu ne cede malis, sed contra audentior ito.
("Do not give in to evil but proceed ever more boldly against it.")
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February 14th, 2012 12:18 AM
lol, that was good. i'm a big fan of blondes, however.
February 14th, 2012 01:08 AM
You're safe - I'm also married to a blonde - and she didn't get it.
She wondered why a cowboy was in a female sports bar, and just how did he figure he could rope all those cows if he was blind??
She's very inquisitive
February 14th, 2012 01:38 AM
You can educate ignorance, you can't fix stupid
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February 14th, 2012 05:49 AM
Why?? Because at the last second, the Police are minutes away.
February 14th, 2012 09:31 AM
February 14th, 2012 02:20 PM
I don't get it?
February 14th, 2012 02:40 PM
I have heard this one, but it's still a winner.
I have.....well somewhat have blond(e) hair. I do have some tell tell signs of graying so incomplete blonde is my description.
But, I'm a guy, so I got the joke right off. ****ducking*****
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